I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on 

Extremely good comeback for anyone, whether its a bully, friend or someone online calling you "gay" or anything similar in an attempt to offend and provoke you. If only I came up with this insult when an old friend called me a gay person.

Person 1: Why are you touching me? Are you gay?
Person 2: Bro, I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on
Person 1: (Speechless)

I'm Straighter than the pole your mom dances on by Al_000 May 27, 2023

thats what your mom said when you were born 

the best comeback ever

guy 1: your stupid
guy 2: thats what your mom said when you were born
(your mom said you were stupid when you were born, get it?)

thats what your mom said when you were born by qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;zxcvbnnm December 4, 2010

Doin your mom by Fatty Spins 

doin your mom is a very epic cool song made by ray william johnson (our god)

Ray William Johnson: doin your mom by fatty spins is the best video ever made
Person 1: yes.

Doin your mom by Fatty Spins by Doctor Coomer September 29, 2020

Me when your mom 

"me when your mom" means when your mom "ejaculates" cause of how HOT and SEXY you are. You could also use this when its raining and say "me when your mom", or, "Me when your mom" when your mom actually "ejaculates" cause pf your "HOTNESS" and "SEXINESS".

Me: Walking outside
Wether: Rains
Me: Me when your mom.

Me when your mom by AleanTiger69 September 19, 2021

like your mom on a friday night 

Randomly inserted into coversations to either make the other person laugh/piss them off

A:"That math test was hard!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

A:"I can't believe I slipped in that puddle! Now I'm all wet!"
B:"Like your mom on a friday night!"

like your mom on a friday night by Steph April 24, 2004

doin your mom 

The come back that never loses.

guy:"Hey your so fucking ugly!"

girl:"Doin your mom."

doin your mom by meeseman14 February 4, 2010

I fuck your mom

The worst insult ever...

Preacher:have you heard of Jesus

Me:I fuck your mom
Preacher:dies

I fuck your mom by University of hippity May 6, 2018