New York Day

New York Day is June 12, the day New York was founded.

Person A: "New York Day is June 12."
Person B: "What a beautiful day!"

Originally published 9/17/1999

by user1011001 July 11, 2024

Yorking

The act of when two scottish men engage in intense intercourse for extend periods of time.

"Jimmy and Larry were totally yorking last night."

by Baddielifefor July 16, 2024

New-York Gummy bear

The act of an elderly man (or woman) giving oral sex with their dentures removed and biting the head of the penis or clitoris.

If Bernie Sanders endorses Kamala Harris, maybe she'll let him do the New-York Gummy bear to her.

by marauder211 July 27, 2024

New York

I'll be better after a road trip.

Hym "Or I can test to see if DaBaby is right about sneaking a gun in to New York by way of Jersey. Come down there and change your mind on guns manually."

by Hym Iam July 30, 2024

New York crab apple

When you crap you crap on someone’s chest and wait until it hardens to eat it while it’s crusty

Nice joke! Can you New York crab apple on me?

by Lady gangydoodoo August 14, 2024

King Of New York

You become the king of New York after striking against The World. (A little hyperbole never hurt anyone?) You get plenty of benefits too!! Like a pair of new shoes with matchin’ laces, a permanent box at the sheepsheads races, Pastrami on rye with sour pickles, and more!

You: *almost dies from the cops beating you up for striking*
Some guy named Racetrack: THERE I BE. AINT I PRETTY? ITS MY CITY. IM THE KING OF NEW YORK.

by NWS4VR August 17, 2024

New York

The definition of the word 'factory'. It's air is so toxic, it's the same as smoking 3 packs an hour.

Guy 1: Have you gone to New York?

Guy 2: Yeah, *cough* I wonder how *cough* my lungs are functioning.

by The Living Walking Dictionary February 8, 2023