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Shroom Daddy

Noun. or Adjective.

A person Designated to stay sober and supervise people under the influence of Hallucinagenic Mushrooms. A Shroom Daddy is usually a close freind, or fellow drug user. People may take turns over the course of a week being the Shroom Daddy, in order to get their share of psychadellic fun.
EXAMPLES:

" I was tripping so Hard on shrooms the other day, If I didn't have my Shroom Daddy with me I woulda taken a dump on my parents bed."
by Fuzzyblaa100 February 18, 2010
mugGet the Shroom Daddymug.

Swap daddy

When u r ballin out of control and u sink a sick 3 or somthin like that, in a sense becoming the daddy of that particular situation or moment in time. SWAP DADDAY!
guy 1: yo dude i just ordered 3 pizzas their all getting delivered right away and i didn't even have to tip the delivery nigga cus i won a contest and it was all free, do u like pepperoni
guy 2: fuck yea, eats a slice
guy 1: SWAP DADDY
by tomtomson005 December 31, 2016
mugGet the Swap daddymug.

Daddy Thot

When a man has a wife and kids but still thottin around like he was single having indiscriminate sex with anyone he can.
Dat hoe tryna lock me down man. She think cuz I got kids that I'm a homemaker. She shoulda known I'm a daddy thot. Hoe!
by Yo gotti hotti March 26, 2017
mugGet the Daddy Thotmug.

daddy taps

when you shoot cum on a girls browneye and proceed to tap the puddle of cum with your penis. the ultimate sexual act
Guy 1: hey did you do anything with shaniqua?
Guy 2: yeah dude, i just gave her the daddy taps
Guy 1: major props dude.
by goonski November 23, 2009
mugGet the daddy tapsmug.

squip daddy

when be more chill fans take things a bit too far
squitties: omg cameron bond is the ultimate squip daddy
me: you guys need to stop sexualizing the squip he's a fucking computer
by dicknommer69 November 30, 2018
mugGet the squip daddymug.

daddy bulge

We're you have a freakishly large Penis typically found when a married man dosent have enough sex
dammit I still have a daddy bulge time to fuck some more prostitutes
by Draconian November 21, 2016
mugGet the daddy bulgemug.

egg daddy

The one that you wanna get an egg, give an egg, give him/her egg, egg.
Be my egg daddy
by Oofmom May 22, 2018
mugGet the egg daddymug.

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