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wet willy 

When you wake someone up by putting your wet erect penis in his/her ear.
"Wet willy, wet willy, I just gave you a wet willie!"
wet willy by Wigwillie April 4, 2016

Chilly willy 

Freezing excrement in order to have inter couse with it
Man Jeramy gave me a chilly willy now I have poop in my vagina

free willy 

When a male friend takes one for the team by agreeing to go for the fat chick of the bunch.
Yo, I got stuck with the free willy last time, it's your turn munchkin man.
free willy by sikwill October 26, 2005

chilly willy 

Shrinkage of the male member due to cold temperatures
Girl, pointing and laughing...

Man, defensively:

It's so cold in here, I've got a chilly willy.
chilly willy by politicalsanity October 8, 2008

Wet Willy 

Thee act of sticking your tiny little needle dick into some bitches ear and cum
Oh my fucking god so some bitch was past out during church so i totally gave her a wet willy
Wet Willy by JoeTHEEAverage November 13, 2011

wet willy 

everyone has it wrong. a wet willy is when you get a blowjob and ur willy is all wet and you stick it in the girls ear
a wet willy does not involve a finger
wet willy by COTT PETERSON February 27, 2005