Skip to main content

vagina mitten 

A term used to mock the psychological barrier that a weak individual possesses that prevents them from participating in something great.
Dave can't go skiing today, he said it's too cold. I think he needs a vagina mitten.

vagina vegan 

(noun) A guy who becomes a vegan because the girl he is dating is a vegan, and access to her lady parts is restricted to only vegans.
Alan used to love going out for steak, but he has become a vagina vegan since he began dating Kimberly!

vagina bogey 

Cockney rhyming slang for a certain little ginger snaggletooth, Jodie.
Sung - 'Jodie, vagina bogey'
vagina bogey by Foodfelloutmymouth November 7, 2018

Vagina man 

A so-called man that puts up with a partners tantrums so he does not have to be alone.
Brandon must like being a vagina man because he turns a blind eye to Monica's tantrums and kisses her ass even when shes in the wrong!
Vagina man by QweneT to u bitch December 15, 2021

Vagina Nest 

According to some reports in 2018, and possibly earlier, women were told by an Etsy seller that to "restore the elasticity of the uterine wall" one must insert ground up wasp nest material into the vagina. Which, most sane people know, is absolutely batsh*t insane.
Kirsty laughed at the idea of a vagina nest outloud but internally was questioning whether there was any scientific evidence behind it.
Vagina Nest by Pogoextreme July 5, 2022

vagina wig 

a soft chunk of hair that can be attached to one's pubic area via. elastic straps or hair glue.
YO GIRL! i can see your vagina wig...
vagina wig by juna June 24, 2008