turkey baster roulette

A game played involving one female and a minimum of two males (more male participants are encouraged for handicapping purposes)and a large turkey baster. Each male is required to ejaculate into a community bowl. Upon the successful containment of the participants' semen, one preselected male uses the turkey baster to suck up a generous portion of the combined semen. The turkey baster operator then inserts the 'business end' of the turkey baster into the female's vagina and pumps out the collected jizz. Nine months later, if a baby is born, a paternity test will reveal the father. If any of the participants are proven to be the father of the child, they lose.
Why does my wife keep so many turkey basters in the house? She doesn't even cook. She keeps telling me the basters are for turkey baster roulette.
by jb3ar November 07, 2007
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feathering her turkey

This technique is used by a woman while playing with herself . This involves stroking her vagina and her beaver in a dainty and self-ticklish way .
This masturbation technique takes place after a woman is already aroused but wants to heighten this effect on her .
You can also call it tickling her tiger or for a guy polishing your penguin .
by Hef August 16, 2005
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Hungarian Turkey Baster

Sexual effluence spread during mating then retracted on the secretor.
When an extremly hairy man deficates on a small but limber woman, then collects his excrement. Thus a Hungarian Turkey Baster has been preformed.
by The_Administrator December 14, 2010
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jive turkey motherfucker

A totally clueless scumbag-conman-bullshitting-cocksucking asshole who is so obviously fucked-up to anybody with half a brain but thinks he's cool.
Rush Limbaugh is one real jive turkey motherfucker!
by EDYudaman December 30, 2010
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chasing the crazy turkey

A sexual act involving two partners (the turkey and the dominator) in which one partner (the turkey) flaps their arms around and makes gobble sounds while the dominator chases them around the room attempting to place their scrotum upon their partner's chin/ neck area, simulating the look of a real turkey.
Michael chased Lindsay around the office, chasing the crazy turkey, while Ryan watched with amusement.
by LadNamedDave December 12, 2014
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Cardboard Turkey Head

Literary the funniest phase to ever be created
Cardboard Turkey Head
by Scoob.- June 13, 2019
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Texas turkey sandwich

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!
Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today
by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019
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