The most basic troll you will find. They ushally emanate joy and laughter but do not be fooled. When it comes to Starbucks they will use what ever means necessary to get their drink. Often found in Starbucks ordering the most basic drinks.
Starbucks troll: "OMG PUMKIN SPICE LATTE " (happily shoves a disabled person aside and orders a pumpkin spice latte)
Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."
Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.
Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."
Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.
Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
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The part of your brain that likes to remind you of all the bad/embarrassing things you've ever done to ruin your, otherwise pleasant, day. He's the little asshole that you try and keep locked in a cave, but jumps out when you're not paying attention and tortures you with your own stupid memories...like an asshole. Asshole!
I was trying to go to sleep, but my anxiety troll got out of his cave and I was up all night thinking about that time I made my mom cry when I was ten.
by Anxiety Troll June 7, 2017
Get the anxiety troll mug.A troll trap is saying something stupid and awaiting a response from another person to correct or assist you. It is like putting a fishing line out waiting for someone to bite. When a person is dumb enough to reply, they are than tricked into a pointless and time-wasting chat.
Example:
Troll: "Why do they call it invincible if you can see it?"
Random person: "That isn't what invincible means."
Troll: "What are you talking about?"
Random person: "You are thinking of the term invisible."
Troll: "No, invisible means you can't get hurt."
Random person: "No that is what invincible means."
Troll: "No it doesn't, open a book you noob."
Random person: "Yes it does, you open the book, you are dumb, google it."
Troll: "I just did and it said it means you can't see it."
Random person: "That is wrong, what did you google?"
Troll: "Invincible."
Random person: "I just googled it and that is the definition of invisible."
Another random person: "Dude you just fell into a troll trap."
Troll: "Why do they call it invincible if you can see it?"
Random person: "That isn't what invincible means."
Troll: "What are you talking about?"
Random person: "You are thinking of the term invisible."
Troll: "No, invisible means you can't get hurt."
Random person: "No that is what invincible means."
Troll: "No it doesn't, open a book you noob."
Random person: "Yes it does, you open the book, you are dumb, google it."
Troll: "I just did and it said it means you can't see it."
Random person: "That is wrong, what did you google?"
Troll: "Invincible."
Random person: "I just googled it and that is the definition of invisible."
Another random person: "Dude you just fell into a troll trap."
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