The most basic troll you will find. They ushally emanate joy and laughter but do not be fooled. When it comes to Starbucks they will use what ever means necessary to get their drink. Often found in Starbucks ordering the most basic drinks.
Starbucks troll: "OMG PUMKIN SPICE LATTE " (happily shoves a disabled person aside and orders a pumpkin spice latte)
Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."
Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.
Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
Mom in line: "I have heard of these creatures. I think that's a Starbucks troll ."
Mom's small child: inches closer to get a better look at the troll.
Mom in line: snatches her child and holds them close. "Careful! The Starbucks troll will become vishious if you stand between it and the barista!!!"
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by TPea September 16, 2017
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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