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street banana

A turd on the sidewalk or street.
by dict chick April 28, 2010
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banana brained

Original:
"of limited intelligence who can't keep his mind on the task at hand" (adjective refering to a person)
Reference implies a person who has the mental capacity of a monkey or ape and can think only of eating bananas, instead of anything else.
"very dumb" (adjective refering to an idea)
Implies an idea thought up by a monkey or ape.

New: United States Army Specicial Forces term coined sometime after the 2001-2002 war in Afghanistan, meaning specifically "shot to the head" (verb), "a really, really dead _______" {(adjective) usually describing a corpse minus the head}, or "Just got killed in a very bad way" (statement). Statement form generally used in the same context as headshot.

Originated from a very dark humor joke:
Joke teller - "What's the last thing that goes through a terrorit's mind?"
Recipient - "I don't know, what?"
Teller - (At this point the teller holds up a 50 caliber bullet that has been deformed after firing and impact) "I don't know either, but it looks like a banana!"
Original:

Adjective refering to a person -
After the car accident, the first words out of my mouth were "You banana brained moron! Were you even wacting the road!"

Adjectiver refering to an idea-
"Most of the class will be passing, except for young Mr. Smith here. His banana brained political thesis "Toking Presidents = World Peace" has rewarded him the pleasure of being my student next year as well as this."

New:

Verb -
"Damn, Johnson's hit!"
"He gonna make it?"
"No, banana brained."

Adjective -
"I told you he's a crack shot. Look at this poor banana brained fool."

Statement -
"Shot's away. Let's give it two seconds flight time and...ouch. Banana brained."
by awelltrainedferret May 7, 2007
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99 bananas

cheap alcohol usually found in tiny 50ml $1.99 bottles at gas stations and grocery stores. Has 49.5% alcohol.
Me and the boys used to steal some 99 bananas the gas station.
by mendaboys March 29, 2020
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Banana Truffle

The process of taking a banana, inserting it into your mouth, and then into another person's anus. The feces creates the idea of an actual banana truffle (banana coated in "chocolate"
by Imsickofyouguys April 13, 2011
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banana twinkie

The worst twinkie ever made. some believe it to have poisonous traits similar to the rattlesnake.
"How did Susan die?"
"Frankie gave him a banana twinkie"
"O, What an obvious cause"
by wild wild west October 24, 2008
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Banana Patch

An elongated soul patch. Having a thin line of facial hair right below the the lower lip.
He was shaving and missed below his lips, now he has a banana patch.
by missed a spot April 19, 2009
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Banana Phone

A magical unknown mindfucking device that only really special people can use to communicate with each other. Can also be thrown at someone or hidden somewhere as a prank.
"Dude someone put a banana phone on my car today...wtf...."
by Mesapie January 16, 2009
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