Throwing Flat Stones off of a bridge perpendicular to the water will occasionally achieve a duck fart, or a peculiar sound effect where the water breaks twice creating a longer sounding "plop". Imagine what your farts sound like in the bathtub or hot tub and you've got it.
Jimmy was skipping stones down by the bridge the other day. meanwhile I was up top trying to get my stones to "duck fart".
by iFap4DaytonaCoupes August 22, 2012
John fucked Judy. The next day Judy tried to call John and he rejected her phone calls. He didn't see her after that. John's buddy Dave said John was just "Fucking and Ducking"
by 405GUY March 01, 2012
The worst team in the Pac-10. The saddest team in NCAA divison 1 history. Can't win a game for their life and are only admired by tall people that are gay.
Person 1) "Dude I heard the Oregon Ducks actually won a game yesterday."
Person 2) "No I think you mean the Oregon State Beavers won, the Ducks couldn't win a game even if they were playing midgets."
Person 3) "Oh you're right."
Person 2) "No I think you mean the Oregon State Beavers won, the Ducks couldn't win a game even if they were playing midgets."
Person 3) "Oh you're right."
by Georgetownians March 17, 2008
by bdog7 March 23, 2004
In his last year of his tenure, President Bush has become a lame duck thanks to obstructionist Democrats in the Congress.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com November 29, 2007
by Richard Black February 27, 2005