Suicide

something you should do, tbh..

just commit suicide reader please

by UwUGirl69420 September 26, 2023

Suicide Welt

The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.

"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."

by ca$h AF August 13, 2024

suicidals

Days when you have absolutely no plans and no one wants to do anything, so you just sit at home and think about what you're doing with your life.

Guy 1: "Hey Tommy, wanna hang out?"

Guy 2: "Naw homie, i'm going out with Joe."

Guy 1: "Getting real tired of these suicidals"

by krsmanovic May 3, 2016

Internet Suicide

The act of erasing all traces of yourself from the internet including deleting all your accounts.

After being harassed everyday, he decided to commit internet suicide.

by Shugunou March 8, 2023

Suicide Drive

An excursion to a dangerous place/ far away from your current destination with or without a friend.

"Hey bran, want to go for a suicide drive?"

by shahmenman September 21, 2016

Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....

Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.

by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023

Suicide

Something i would most likely do due to me dying in everything other than real life.

Boy 1: Damn i died lemme kill my self
Boy 2: ya mean suicide?

by 1likebl@ckc0cks March 31, 2022