business-suicide 

An objective, according to everyone but you, mismanagement (by you) of your own financial assets and resources

If you are about to commit business-suicide, take action when others tell you to, before you drive yourself to debt

business-suicide by Uncle Dimma May 19, 2016

Career Suicide

Playing The Binding of Isaac in and/or after 2014.

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in like 2014 or something like that.

Career Suicide by BindingMyIsaac February 5, 2017

Career Suicide

Playing The Binding of Isaac in 2014 or later.

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in like 2014 or something like that.

Career Suicide by BindingMyIsaac March 3, 2017

Modern suicide 

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

Modern suicide by Penhold July 27, 2017

presidential suicide 

When a US president does something so bad it gets him impeached or assasinated

CNN reporter: "Donald Trump is comitting presidential suicide as we speak"

presidential suicide by KingOfPotatoes September 30, 2017

French Suicide 

Eating a rediculous amount of pasta, then passing out within the hour

Oh Chris? He's asleep, he did a French Suicide.

French Suicide by Biggymeowgoose August 15, 2018

A Suicide Date 

A Suicide Date is when you date someone so horrible, or so unbearable they make you want to kill yourself because they make your suffering that much more miserable

No, Wait! Johnny Don't take that cyanide!

Sorry Tim, just went on a Suicide Date and now I wanna fucking die

A Suicide Date by Oppressionator May 21, 2019