your definition will be reviewed soon 

this mean your definition will probably never ever be reviewed in history until 2,000 years later

urban dictionary: "your definition will be reviewed soon"
IT´S BEEN 78 FUCKING YEARS AND I HAVEN´T SEEN MY DEFINITION BEING REVIEWED BY ANY OF YOU FUCKING BASTARDS

your definition will be reviewed soon by xx-big_breast_john998xx June 20, 2022

spoonerism 

When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.

Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!

spoonerism by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Platonic Spooning 

A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!

"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"

"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"

"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"

Platonic Spooning by Dr. Oot Erous November 7, 2012

poke badgers with spoons 

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

poke badgers with spoons by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008

spoonakiss 

The act of spooning and kissing at the same time. Spoonining usually leads to forking.

Hey babe when you get off work can we spoonakiss.

spoonakiss by hdaduck April 10, 2009

spoontaneous 

waking up in the middle of the night and spooning your significant other for no particular reason(or maybe your just horny)

My wife was surprised at how spoontaneous my behaviour was this morning.

spoontaneous by caseybob February 14, 2010

Spoonjacking 

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.

I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!

Spoonjacking by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010