Such as halitosis is for bad breath. This definition is used to define a horrible social mishap in which the yield is a terribly awkward silence and embarrassment as a result of said silence. Can be confused with word vomitting. Often used as a failed attempt of levity. Used in Say Anything's song on their new album named Say Anything- "She Won't Follow You."
(Amongst a group of females.)
Noble (male): "So what are you ladies doing this evening?
(Females): *Chatter Chatter*
Dick (Male that also joins the conversation.): "So what's up guys? I mean girls, you know because you guys are girls and have vaginas and such... (Pause) So what's up females?...
Noble (to crowd): "I can smell this guy's social halitosis from here."
Noble (male): "So what are you ladies doing this evening?
(Females): *Chatter Chatter*
Dick (Male that also joins the conversation.): "So what's up guys? I mean girls, you know because you guys are girls and have vaginas and such... (Pause) So what's up females?...
Noble (to crowd): "I can smell this guy's social halitosis from here."
by Socialistically Awkard November 4, 2009
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A style of clothing/dress/hair/piercings that is so weird it cannot be unseen and is indescribable.
A person that is loosing touch with society because of massive amounts of time spent indoors.
A style of clothing/dress/hair/piercings that is so weird it cannot be unseen and is indescribable.
A person that is loosing touch with society because of massive amounts of time spent indoors.
Marcie- Is Leah taking fashion tips from Socially Dangerous magazine again?
Stacy- Oh God, don't let her out in public, what people will see cannot be unseen.
Meanwhile in Japan, the gameshows there usually include socially dangerous costumes, I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those outfits.
Mike- Have you seen Steve around lately?
Adam- No, he's been in his WoW world for two months now
Mike- Oh no! once he reaches level 80, he's gonna be socially dangerous!
Adam- Dude, best bring him back to reality gently...
Stacy- Oh God, don't let her out in public, what people will see cannot be unseen.
Meanwhile in Japan, the gameshows there usually include socially dangerous costumes, I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those outfits.
Mike- Have you seen Steve around lately?
Adam- No, he's been in his WoW world for two months now
Mike- Oh no! once he reaches level 80, he's gonna be socially dangerous!
Adam- Dude, best bring him back to reality gently...
by wirelesscable August 30, 2010
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Social rocks dont like other people and hate talking. They are usually found always alone at public places.
Social rocks dont like other people and hate talking. They are usually found always alone at public places.
Person 1: Hey, whats up?
Person 2: Nothin', you?
Person 1: I saw a Social Rock earlier, someone tried saying 'Hi' but was completly rejected!
Person 2: REJECTIOOONN!!!!
Person 2: Nothin', you?
Person 1: I saw a Social Rock earlier, someone tried saying 'Hi' but was completly rejected!
Person 2: REJECTIOOONN!!!!
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1.) integration of socialytics (social analytics) into customer relationship management software
2.) CRM software that incorporates socialytics aggregators for users to optimize their existing and potential customer relationships on a social media platform
Such optimizing can include: establishing new communication vehicles with existing & potential customers; creating customer loyalty; better understanding customers to improve service interaction and product development; brand recognition; advertising opportunities; increased sales; creation of online demographics; and increased search engine optimization.
1.) integration of socialytics (social analytics) into customer relationship management software
2.) CRM software that incorporates socialytics aggregators for users to optimize their existing and potential customer relationships on a social media platform
Such optimizing can include: establishing new communication vehicles with existing & potential customers; creating customer loyalty; better understanding customers to improve service interaction and product development; brand recognition; advertising opportunities; increased sales; creation of online demographics; and increased search engine optimization.
I can follow my customer's eating & shopping trends thru review sites by using my social CRM software.
by @ideasfromlisa May 21, 2010
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Two people sitting at a table in a cafe having a conversation with only air between them are in the process of physical socializing.
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