Socially Dangerous

A person that should not go out in public alone.

A style of clothing/dress/hair/piercings that is so weird it cannot be unseen and is indescribable.

A person that is loosing touch with society because of massive amounts of time spent indoors.
Marcie- Is Leah taking fashion tips from Socially Dangerous magazine again?
Stacy- Oh God, don't let her out in public, what people will see cannot be unseen.

Meanwhile in Japan, the gameshows there usually include socially dangerous costumes, I wouldn't be caught dead in one of those outfits.

Mike- Have you seen Steve around lately?

Adam- No, he's been in his WoW world for two months now
Mike- Oh no! once he reaches level 80, he's gonna be socially dangerous!

Adam- Dude, best bring him back to reality gently...
by wirelesscable August 31, 2010
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social closening

The feeling of having a close relationship to actresses/actors in porn videos in lieu of actual human contact
Since the pandemic started, I’ve been at home practicing social closening.
by Word-maven March 14, 2020
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social halitosis

Such as halitosis is for bad breath. This definition is used to define a horrible social mishap in which the yield is a terribly awkward silence and embarrassment as a result of said silence. Can be confused with word vomitting. Often used as a failed attempt of levity. Used in Say Anything's song on their new album named Say Anything- "She Won't Follow You."
(Amongst a group of females.)
Noble (male): "So what are you ladies doing this evening?

(Females): *Chatter Chatter*

Dick (Male that also joins the conversation.): "So what's up guys? I mean girls, you know because you guys are girls and have vaginas and such... (Pause) So what's up females?...

Noble (to crowd): "I can smell this guy's social halitosis from here."
by Socialistically Awkard November 04, 2009
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Social sandpaper

A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.
'Hey girls, wanna hear a rape joke?'
Silence
'God, this guy is like social sandpaper.'
by MoscowA May 01, 2010
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Social signalling

A person making a statement to get a point across that gives them Reality or Internet clout.
Example 1: I have the latest iPhone!
Example 2: Jealous of my new 4K TV?... Its 120hz too!
Example 3: I went to a protest for (Insert political issue here)
Comeback: I do not care about your social signalling
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Social Movie

A movie that you buy, rent, or go to see that has absolutely no cinematic value because you want to make fun of it with your friends.
Billy: Man, Mortal Kombat is one of the worst movies I have ever seen!
Bobby: But is such a great social movie!
by Tristitia January 18, 2009
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Social Eunuch

People who won’t make a stance on a social issue and complain about anything being made political. Towards people that view SJW as a negative term yet won’t admit to being racist. It’s a nicer way of saying they’ve got no balls, and a more fun way of saying they lack conviction.
He defends the confederate flag while feigning offense at his perception of the American flag. While not saying he believes black folks aren’t and shouldn’t be made equal, this social eunuch chooses to complain when asked to make a distinctive stance on the topic.
by Musivino September 28, 2017
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