plumb smugglers

pants that fit too tight in just the crotch region for a guy. different than skinny jeans, where pants are a tight fit throughout. when guy sits down in tight pants, looks like he is smuggling two round fruits.

See that guy sitting over there?... He needs to buy a different cut of jeans. With those plumb smugglers, looks like he trying to hide two plumbs.

by DirtyWaterbury September 7, 2016

Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

peanut butter smuggler

Some fagget ass nigga that cant roll a spliff for his soul

Trenton a peanut butter smuggler

by big dick sosa September 22, 2019

Snuggie

Noun: A Utopian blanket, which resembles a backwards robe in appearance.

Snuggies are made for the comfort of almost every living organism on the planet, uniting all on earth in warm,cozy cocoons. Snuggies are often associated with the occult or Communism.
Not to be confused with Snookie from Jersey Shore.

Greg: Hey man that Snuggie you're wearing looks pretty comfy, where can I get one?

Tom: You must ask the magical faeries to spin you one from magic thread.

Greg:Um, what faeries?

Tom:Wait, don't you see the little people flying around? They're everywhere.

Greg: Um, okay...

by The Ghost of Noah Webster May 4, 2010

Smuggling Diamonds

The practise of sleeping with wealthy older women, but only up the poo pipe.

Alex: "Did you hear what Nicolai got up to last night?"

Alco: "He's not been smuggling diamonds again has he?"

Alex: "How do you know?"

Alco: "This is Nicolai we're talking about!"

Alex: "He's such a poo stabber!"

by Incey July 29, 2007

sluggin

going really slow, lagging, etc
being sluggish

*the computer is taking 10 minutes to load the game* "Dam, this computer is sluggin"

"man, my car was sluggin in the last race"

by Daren Rock March 8, 2007

Slugger

A Slugger or Sluggermon is a mythical slug-like being, which is typically green, slimy and sensitive to salty substances. Frequently referred to as the child of Rachel Stevens or a fan of Girls Aloud and Finch, the Slugger is a mutation of a human which has become sluggish and moderately entertaining, depending on the environment in which it is nurtured; warm environments, where a radiator is still emitting heat, can lead to aggravation and as a consequence violence. Sluggers can sometimes develop into Sluggercrows, which abandon their slimy characteristics for those of a bird.

“Sluggermon I choose you!”
“Ca caw.”
“Wow, it’s producing mathematical objects!”
“Slime attack Slugger!”

by XX, XY May 18, 2006