The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up

the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy

by chuld molester July 20, 2024

Shoot Yourself In The Throat

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Shoot Yourself In The Throat

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 1, 2025

Shoot to Thrill

All you women who want a man of the street
But don't know which way you wanna turn
Just keep a-comin', and put your hand out to me
'Cause I'm the one who's gonna make you burn
I'm gonna take you down
Oh, down, down, down
So, don't you fool around
I'm gonna pull it, pull it, pull the trigger
Shoot to thrill, play to kill
Too many women with too many pills, yeah
Shoot to thrill, play to kill
I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will, yeah
I'm like evil, I get under your skin
Just like a bomb that's ready to blow
'Cause I'm illegal, I got everything
That all you women might need to know
I'm gonna take you down
Yeah, down, down, down
So, don't you fool around
I'm gonna pull it, pull it, pull the trigger
Shoot to thrill, play to kill
Too many women with too many pills, said
Shoot to thrill, play to kill
I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will
'Cause I shoot to thrill, and I'm ready to kill
I can't get enough and I can't get my fill
I shoot to thrill, play to kill
Yeah

Pull the trigger, pull it
Pull it, pull it, pull the trigger!
Oh
Shoot to thrill, play to kill
Too many women with too many pills, I said
Shoot to thrill, play to kill
I got my gun at the ready, going to fire at will
'Cause I shoot to thrill and I'm ready to kill
And I can't get enough and I can't get my fill
'Cause I shoot to thrill, play to kill
Yeah
Shoot you down, yeah
I'm gonna get you down to the bottom, girl
Shoot you, I'm gonna shoot you
Ooh, yeah
Yeah, yeah
I'm gonna shoot you down, yeah, yeah
I'm gonna get you down
Down, down, down, down
Shoot you, shoot you, shoot you, shoot you down
Shoot you, shoot you, shoot you down
Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah, aah yeah
I'm gonna shoot to thrill
Play to kill
Shoot to thrill

by Gothic Miscreant December 20, 2023

Shooting Reds

When you jerk off so much that you ejaculate blood, usually after you shoot blanks and keep going

“ I broke my record for the amount of times I could jerk off in a day, I started shooting reds”

by Goobadox December 22, 2024

shoot crap

Play a game of craps

Every friday night, you and your boys would shoot crap, right?

by KreyZ420 August 7, 2024

im going to shoot you.

probably means that the person who said this will probably shoot you

quiet kid:im going to shoot you.
depressed kid:haha same

by firedwashere March 22, 2021

shoots

OK. Goodbye. Agreed. Dammit/shit.

Guy 1: It was nice to see you, but I gotta head out. Talk to you later.
Guy 2: Alright bro, shoots.

Guy 1: Aye check out that girl over there. The wind blew up her skirt.
Guy 2: Where?!
Guy 1: Aw man you just missed it.
Guy 2: Shoots!

by Rayaj June 19, 2016