Social sandpaper

A person who constantly makes social interactions awkward, generally due to defects in their personality or after imbibing large amounts of alcohol or sometimes both. This person does not have a social radar and often kills conversations dead in their tracks. Speaking to this person often is about as pleasant as rubbing sandpaper on your face.

'Hey girls, wanna hear a rape joke?'
Silence
'God, this guy is like social sandpaper.'

by MoscowA May 1, 2010

Socially Absorbent

The act of easily picking up others social habits, such as way of speaking and clothing. Some times considered a poser.

When every I talk to certain people I start talking just like them, I guess I'm just socially absorbent.

by ihmjaww March 14, 2011

Social Eunuch

People who won’t make a stance on a social issue and complain about anything being made political. Towards people that view SJW as a negative term yet won’t admit to being racist. It’s a nicer way of saying they’ve got no balls, and a more fun way of saying they lack conviction.

He defends the confederate flag while feigning offense at his perception of the American flag. While not saying he believes black folks aren’t and shouldn’t be made equal, this social eunuch chooses to complain when asked to make a distinctive stance on the topic.

by Musivino September 28, 2017

mexican social

Going out to eat with your friends at a Mexican restaurant

“You guys wanna have a Mexican social?”
“Ashley!Devon wants us to have a Mexican social”

by Thewaltz July 12, 2019

social bounce

having a ton of shit going on. Many plans for the night, places to go...

Kellen won't be at that party for long he's got too much social bounce.

by nevik April 18, 2008

Social Movie

A movie that you buy, rent, or go to see that has absolutely no cinematic value because you want to make fun of it with your friends.

Billy: Man, Mortal Kombat is one of the worst movies I have ever seen!
Bobby: But is such a great social movie!

by Tristitia January 18, 2009

Social Lube

When you groom someone.

John:Did you hear the compliment Dave gave Mike the other day?
Penny: No what did he say ?
John: He told him he was at least average, it was like he was Socially Lubing him.
Penny: Dang thats crazy , can't believe Dave would use social lube on Mike

by Aludurhage August 5, 2023