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a woman who is a homewrecker and likes to hit on "bill wish"...often likes to use questionable manuevers in getting what she wants from other people.
Shifty, you wild thing, you totally stole "Hank's" beach house!!!!!!!
by sheshuba January 6, 2008
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shaft

To have intercourse. Usually taken from the male perspective
Ya man...I gave that girl a good shaftin' last night
by dogwelder June 15, 2003
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Shafter

a jerk of a guy who cares more about his popularity than his real friends. He
will be friends with anyone as long as no one popular is around. Mostly seen in suburban High Schools.
An example would be a very tall, very hairy and very shaftlike guy, Matt Lane
by Boo Boo September 27, 2004
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reality shifting

reality shifting is when mentally ill teenage girls think its possible to move your subconscious from this reality to another using different methods. it became popular on tiktok in 2021 from posts of teenagers claiming they went to hogwarts. what this actually is is lucid dreaming. lucid dreaming is a dream that feels real, and you can control different elements of it. reality shifters refuse to believe that reality shifting is the same thing as lucid dreaming, and their main argument is that reality shifts can last for months. many of these people are simply lying, however the brain can trick you into thinking dreams last months. if a reality shifter ever tells you they can shift for months or years at a time, tell them to learn a new language by tomorrow. this completely shuts down their point as they will not actually be able to learn a language in one dream.

if you have gotten interested in reality shifting and know it's not real but wish it was, do some research on lucid dreaming! it feels completely real and has lots of scientific evidence.
mentally ill teenager: i was reality shifting last night, and it really worked! i shifted to hogwarts last night!
person with an iq above 50: you mean you lucid dreamt last night?
mentally ill teenager: NO!! IT WAS A REAL REALITY!!
person with an iq above 50: okay emily...
by bigfella23432 January 14, 2022
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Shower Shafting

Oh no! I can't masturbate in my room because I have roommates! I had better go shower shafting to clear this urge! Or be good with girls and get laid!
by Waldo Black August 23, 2014
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shiftagism

mad shiftagism
by dan October 10, 2003
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shaftie

A motorcycle in which a shaft is used to transfer the power to the back wheel (as opposed to chain or belt).

The main benefit of shaft drive is low maintenance and high durability; it is thus used on many touring motorcycles. The disadvantages of shaft drive are extra weight, extra complexity, and inability to change final drive gear ratios. Thus, most sports/racing motorcycles use chain drive.
1. Shafties don't wheelie. (Myth)
by NotZebra October 4, 2004
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