pooter stamp

When Your cat insists on resting it's butthole on your open skin.

Hey Garth, your cat is giving me a pooter stamp.

by zach0711 September 9, 2016

pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

pooter snatcher

It's a person who takes things from the urban dictionary and says there in the normal dictionary

My friend Gerald is a pooter snatcher

by The justin__ July 26, 2016

POOtanSEE

The clit,pussy and asshole all rolled into one.

I licked her from her elbow to her POOtanSEE.

by MONKEY-JUNK July 13, 2016

pootsd

The fear of having doggy style sex with a woman who has a shitty bum

I'm terribly afraid of going to bed tonight. My wife is horny and wants sex but I'm still suffering from PooTSD from our last encounter!

by flyingglass June 17, 2016

Pooticles

A minute portion of fecal matter that is expelled during flatulation or defecation that is arosolized. Or is also arosolized when flushing poop down the toilet.

Did you know if you can smell a fart you are inhaling pooticles.

by JustJustine January 28, 2017

Poots

Pants/boots hybrid. Something a "special snowflake" would think as fashionable.

These poots are made for walkin'!

by toasty_bagel_2002 November 22, 2016