Stealth pee

When you gotta pee really late at night so you go pee and wait to flush in the morning because you don’t wanna wake up your family/get exposed for being up late with the loud flush noise

Bro 1: sugar gay bro. Oh also last night I stealth peed. Have you ever done that?
Bro 2: yeah it’s smart

Trump: same

by bigyeeterz June 16, 2019

Pee mug

A mug that's full of human urine that you try to hide form your mother

Noun

OH NO! Mom found the pee mug!

by RunUpAJew April 6, 2019

Lee Pee

Can be used however you want.

Her: I can’t go out tonight.
Him: “That Lee Pee”

Him: I never finished our lab.
Him: Lee Pee asf...

by Oof66616903 April 26, 2019

Pee Fruit

Many people in the world call Lemons Pee Fruit. It is also used to bully poor lemons such as lemon't. It is called the pee fruit due to its Yellow shape and the lemon juice looks like pee

Is that a pee fruit? PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT PEE FRUIT

by Taffy Fps June 2, 2020

Pee-Oops

When you go to the bathroom to pee but you accidentally poo. It’s a poopsie whoopsie.

Brandy: Where are you going Janean?
Janean enters bathroom

Brandy: Holy shit what is that smell?
Janean comes out of bathroom

Janean: I just went to pee, but pooped and it was a stinkiest pee-oops

by Bdubb8888 June 29, 2020

Pee filled

Filled with yellow salty stuff

Man: yoo this botle tastes like shit
Man2: bro that bottle was Pee Filled

by Bruhman10 August 28, 2020

Pee yourself

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.

Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself

by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020