office pet

A nickname for a person in the office whom you have a strong affinity for. Your office sweetheart.

Always knew I could count on you- office pet.

by anonymouslypostedby April 3, 2018

officership

The phenomenon of appearing overly aggressive or assertive.

Why is he being such a dick?

He's not, it's officership.

by LecheroMan May 15, 2018

Officially.if

such a nice and genuine person but if you fuck up your ass will be whooped Officially is a bitter stuck up bitch who hates niggers and jews

Samantha: SOMETIMES YOU ACT LIKE OFFICIALLY.IF Rodger: who?
Samantha: THAT CRUSTY OLD STUCK UP WHORE

by yeetyzeety August 11, 2018

Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018

Office Fox

Hot everyday woman wearing a white blouse, ideally tight, and pencil skirt with heels. Fringe and glasses are essential to complete the look.

Wow, do you know Lydia? She is a total office fox!

by core_four November 18, 2018

Office Period

When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.

Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.

by amusedchimera January 2, 2019

Offisode

An episode of The Office.

Do you want to watch an offisode?

by Maddie Good February 21, 2019