hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

Gay Slushy Mountain Dew

A saying used when you see heterosexual men doing something gay.

"Dude what is Jim doing to Tad.... Gay Slushy Mountain Dew!

by Zaseeo June 3, 2010

scottish mountain goat

A form of communicating the desire to give a blowjob over a text message

Girlfriend: hey wana meet at a motel ;)
Boyfriend: a blowjob would be nice;)
Girlfriend: Ya a Scottish Mountain goat does sound soo good right now

by pocketsqwerty June 20, 2009

rocky mountain tumbler

The Rocky Mountain Tumbler is when you just get done boning a girl... and then you KICK HER DOWN THE STAIRS!

I gave that slut the rocky mountain tumbler, and it gave her a bloody nose.

by idungasec ukpong April 14, 2008

Slug Mountain

Slug mountain is an intrevinas game which involves rolling of ones bed onto a friend/bean bag whilst wrapped in your duvet like a slug with no friends.

"I just slug mountained your ass"

"That's the best slug mountain drop I've seen since my six weeks on the job"

by Booch to the mooch November 1, 2004

turkish mountain rock

when you crunch all your knuckles together and put them in a girls pussy

i gave her the best turkish mountain rock she ever had

by jamal334 April 1, 2009

the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd)

When you cum on your girlfriend and she drinks out of you penis like a straw.

"Get your face on it and suck," said johnny as he got the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd),"yeah thats right bitch." and she had a cum smoothie.

by Cockface Maguyver April 22, 2009