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human bunk bed

The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.

Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.

There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.
"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."
by humanbunkbed May 10, 2010
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human tree dart

Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.
A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.
by lead dog millionaire October 4, 2013
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Clagnars Human Rinds

A tasty snack based product made from meat by-products (Human skin) for aliens. Similar to pork scratchings.

Appears on Futurama in the form of an advertisement in the opening credits of the episode "I Second That Emotion"
Clagnar's human rinds! It's a buncha muncha cruncha human!
by That Guy October 19, 2004
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human parking cone

"It's that thing where two midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park between them!"

-Bill Hader as 'Stefon', Weekend Update Skit with Seth Meyer, Saturday Night Live 12.11.10
Did you see Steve at the S&M club last night? He was totally pulling a human parking cone. Totally impressive if you ask me.
by VV512 December 13, 2010
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Criminal against Humanity

A Person Who has committed Crimes against Humanity
Marvin: Hey, Carl. Did you know that Adolf Hitler like Trump is a Criminal against Humanity?

Carl: Yeah. Alex Jones and Tommy Robinson too
by Porg009 August 8, 2018
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no regard for human life

What happens when Lebron James takes over a basketball game.
Dave: LeBron had a hell of a game last night.

Brett: Yeah, he has no regard for human life.
by pittsburghsucks May 14, 2008
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Awesome Human Being

An awesome being is clearly someone who is, well awesome!
Yale: Woah!
Sal: IKR, an awesome human being!
Nathan: WTF IS GOING ON, YOU ALIENS
by MeteorCoder April 11, 2019
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