Goose

A white: car, truck or suv.

Lemme get the keys to the goose!

by Coot225 November 6, 2020

Goose

a snake chicken

highly dangerous, approach at your own risk

A goose almost made my dad have to amputate his leg

by ARoundBox December 13, 2021

dusty goose

Farting while being goosed. A combination of "gooseing" (an uninvited finger up one's ass) and "crop dusting" (farting while walking ahead of others.)

He retaliated to her unwanted advances by giving her a Dusty Goose.

by Plinytheelder August 8, 2021

plucked up goose

A ratchet street crawler, who presumably gets passed around often and has sex with multiple partners. Presenting with a disheveled and ruffled appearance, like a plucked up goose.

Bruhhh that girl looked like a "plucked up goose", I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole.

by J7575 May 26, 2022

Duckie&Goose System

When friends are allowed to be together

Kyle and stacy used to duckie&goose system.

by GOOSE&DUCKIE February 3, 2020

SHIT GOOSING

The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.

Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.

Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.

by Jetmortive May 4, 2025

goose

a goose is someone that did/said some dumbass shit or gay ass shit

this motherfucker is a goose

by davesss August 22, 2023