8 foot Comfy Sack

The largest and most comfortable foam bag chair known to man...AKA the 8 FOOTER.

Even Chuck Norris is amazed at the size of the 8 foot Comfy Sack, and nothing amazes him.

by Crazy Jared October 6, 2006

four foot and a fag paper

Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.

She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

5 Dollar Foot Long

What I had in my mouth last night.

Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.

by shaiwitt March 31, 2009

Three Foot High Club

The three foot high club is the act of having sex while on a trampoline.

Hannah joined the three foot high club with Curtis last night.

by Cat May 9, 2004

Foot Feta-ish Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger with feta cheese!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Foot Feta-ish burger, it has feta cheese!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Candy Crush Foot Jerk

When you're chillin with your girl and she's busy playing Candy Crush Saga, but you want to bust a nut. She can't have sex because she's focused on the game and her hands aren't available to jerk you off, so she gives you a foot job while playing Candy Crush.

"I was watching the football game last night at the house and my girl was busy playing Candy Crush Saga. Not only did she not talk to me for most of the game which is great, but she gave me a Candy Crush Foot Jerk...she's definitely marriage material."

by 13th December 10, 2013

Olive Garden foot job

Olive oil rubbed feet with parm grated on them while jerking someone off with said feet

She gave me an Olive Garden foot job to completion making my Alfredo taste salty

by Bjtdto December 17, 2019