8 foot Comfy Sack

The largest and most comfortable foam bag chair known to man...AKA the 8 FOOTER.
Even Chuck Norris is amazed at the size of the 8 foot Comfy Sack, and nothing amazes him.
by Crazy Jared October 06, 2006
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four foot and a fag paper

Scottish slang to describe someone who is very short.
She's a wee thing, naught but four foot and a fag paper high, but she's got spunk.
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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5 Dollar Foot Long

Susie had Brad's 5 dollar foot long in her mouth. Brad loved it when Susie bit into the cucumber.
by shaiwitt November 19, 2008
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Three Foot High Club

The three foot high club is the act of having sex while on a trampoline.
Hannah joined the three foot high club with Curtis last night.
by Cat May 09, 2004
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Foot Feta-ish Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Foot Feta-ish burger, it has feta cheese!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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jons bbq foot masause

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by red clan January 11, 2019
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The king of one square foot.

This phrase describes someone who has little power, but craves it. However, they do have absolute control over one very small , often trivial area, and if you ever step into their one square foot of jurisdiction, they really let you know who is the boss. In this way they get to feel powerful at someone else's expense, usually by being a complete asshole and humiliating them. They can be referred to as the king (or queen) of one square foot.
The greeter lady at Walmart screamed at the poor guy who accidentally walked in the exit door like he just comitted a felony. What a jerk, she is just the queen of one square foot.
The guy running the seminar picks the people who get to ask the speaker questions after the presentation. If you ask out of turn he will ream you in public. He is just the king of one square foot, pathetic.
The cashier is always chewing out people who get flustered when paying or decide an item is too expensive to purchase and embarrassing them in front of the other customers. He is the king of one square foot.
by Genetica August 31, 2021
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