festicho

People who try to hurt some ones feelings with mean words but dont but rather make them seem like a fool.

your a loser ted! well billy your a festicho so go eat shit and die

by ktkeeg December 29, 2010

Festival Wanks

When the Edinburgh Fringe is imminent and you're so uncontrollably excited that you just have to touch yourself.

Dave was so aroused by the Fringe 2015 programme that he had to lock himself in his bedroom due to a severe case of the Festival Wanks.

When Dave found out that extra shows were being added he had to take a week off from work as he found himself suffering from a crippling repetitive stain injury.

#festivalwanks

by Denny Duquette May 12, 2015

Chill Fest

Having a good time or doing something one enjoy's after a long day at work or hard labor.

It is similar to chill because it involves no thinking and it is a fest because it is fun.

John - Yo man I can't wait to get off this shift and go work another shift and then get of that shift and read text books for a few hours.

Dan - That's lame, I'm having a Chill Fest!

John - What is a Chill Fest?!

Dan - I'm going to do nothing and have tons of fun!

by computerwiz_222 April 20, 2008

sausage fest

A threesome or more containing at least 2 males and only one girl, filling her with dicks.

Did you hear? Susan had a real sausage fest last night.

by cavecharm October 31, 2014

gerbil fest

A convention where gay people put living gerbils up their anus

Want to come to the Gerbil Fest with me?

by Gerbil Guy June 6, 2016

Garlic Festival

An overrated event that takes place to celebrate the garlic capital of the world: Gilroy California. The event is run entirely by volunteers and occurs annually. Its fame has spread outside of the US, attracting people from all over the world, as well as to McDonalds, inspiring "Gilroy Garlic Fries".

"Hey man, you wana hang out this weekend?"
"Naw can't. Sorry, I'm workin the garlic festival."

by SDuffy January 16, 2017

The feisties

When a dogs butthole gets that look when they have to poop.

“Ooooh Spot has the feisties”
“Take him out, quick!”

by Santanamug December 9, 2020