When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 25, 2022
“Yo! I just had sex!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”
“Hey dude, my baby sister is here, cool it.”
“My bad. I just had a ding-dong kitty!”
by sumurbendickshinairy February 25, 2021
Someone who is so disgustingly dirty, white trashish, nasty ass, greasy that it makes you go baahhhhh
by cungry November 03, 2009
I drove down the kitty coastal last night, but my girlfriend got bored and everything wen downhill from there.
by Jiggs McGee December 21, 2010
by Mocha2 May 26, 2017
BPSK- aka (big puddle small kitty) is one of three scenarios. Either:
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.
B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)
A: there is a rather large puddle of water compared to a relatively small kitty.
B: a petite girl, (small kitty), seen in the same room with or engaging in sexual intercourse with a rather elephantine and large looking male (big puddle)
C: a very feminine male violently shoving a beer funnel into a vagina (small kitty) while he ejaculates into said funnel, into (small kitty) therefore a (big puddle) enters such (small kitty)
C: “Bro did u see that Brando pulled a BPSK with his side hoe????,” says Virgin Mary
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph
A,B: your typical BPSK
BPSK (big puddle small kitty)
“Fuck did the kitty purr?” Says Old ahh Joseph
A,B: your typical BPSK
BPSK (big puddle small kitty)
by helldamixa March 16, 2023
Any drippy, chalky, paisty, gooey, or sticky reminants of a young slut's existance that happens to get rubbed, smeared, excreited, or spit onto your person or belongings by way of interaction with said slut; voluntary or involuntary.
Guy #1: Dude, what's that mark down the side of your jacket? It looks like makeup.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.
Guy #2: Yeah, it's kittie schmear from my date last night.
by Dabbasaurus April 18, 2018