When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance
I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 25, 2022
When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 25, 2022