by little miss sunshine.... June 7, 2007
Get the emomug. Often associated with gothic, but a fake cheap demeaning version. Something that annoys everyone that isnt emo. Something thick people take up to fit in, much like cigarettes. Started off as a music genre, went out of control. Someone who calls themself emo immediately degrades themself. A phase. Ruining the world. Has anyone noticed that you cant do anything without someone calling you emo? Like now if you dye your hair black, paint nails black, be alone for a while, dont smile often, or wear a bit more black than the average person, YOU ARE EMO. It is very frustrating for people who did these things BEFORE emo even became this epidemic, like me, because they put effort in to be something they are not, but i do it naturally and people think im trying to be emo. I get called emo all the time, but the people who call me it are stupid idiots that are only making the crisis worse. You know what? People call NAPOLEON DYNAMITE emo! THAT IS INSANE!!!!!! Like WTF?!?!?! Its napoleon dynamite for fuck sake! You know what else? The rolling stones got called emo! ACDC got called emo! Judas priest got called emo! Its so hard these days for people to tell whether someone is a tryhard emo poser or not. I HATE EMO. You should hate emo. It is destroying teenagers and uniquity. It cheapens everything. It demeans everything. Its so SIMPLE. Do you want to be SIMPLE? Do you want to be BORING? Do you want people to roll their eyes everytime you are mentioned? If not, then please resist from being emo. The only person that can stop it before it gets out of contol, is you. Think about it.
**DEATH TO EMO**
**DEATH TO EMO**
One way an emo is created:
girl: that boy over there has long black hair that covers his face. He wears nail polish. He wears make up. WOW he is so in touch with his feminine side. He is so unique! Im gonna go ask him out.
*girl walks up to emo poser cock boy*
emo poser cock boy: What do you want? To steal my soul with your vulgar bullying? ...even know i dont know what that means.
girl: no i want you, your so... different.
emo poser cock boy: okay but only if you become emo and cut yourself. Only then wil i let into my blackened soul
girl: okay i have to go now and follow emo stereotypes. bye
emo poser cock boy: bye...
*girl walks off*
emo poser cock boy: wow girls really like this emo thing. I better be more emo and follow even more strerotypes!
This is just one of the many ways this stupid disease spreads and gets worse.
girl: that boy over there has long black hair that covers his face. He wears nail polish. He wears make up. WOW he is so in touch with his feminine side. He is so unique! Im gonna go ask him out.
*girl walks up to emo poser cock boy*
emo poser cock boy: What do you want? To steal my soul with your vulgar bullying? ...even know i dont know what that means.
girl: no i want you, your so... different.
emo poser cock boy: okay but only if you become emo and cut yourself. Only then wil i let into my blackened soul
girl: okay i have to go now and follow emo stereotypes. bye
emo poser cock boy: bye...
*girl walks off*
emo poser cock boy: wow girls really like this emo thing. I better be more emo and follow even more strerotypes!
This is just one of the many ways this stupid disease spreads and gets worse.
by MetalheadRosie June 23, 2008
Get the emomug. This is a paper i wrote for the newspaper about what emo is:
Omg! Did you see the singer of “Riding over a bloody river on broken wings”? I loved his makeup. It was like the caked on eyeliner effect is like really hot!! And his jeans. . .how can he fit into a size 0? I can’t even do that. These are commonly heard phrases from so-called “emo” kids. I’ll let you in on a little secret. EMO KIDS DON’T EXIST. I bet you all are thinking, are you blind? No my friends, emo indeed doesn’t not exist.
Emo is a type of music, not a type of person. Ignorant people who use titles such as “she’s so emo” should be corrected. The proper terminology is “Scene” which is a type of fashion that emulates the current fashion in Indie, and Hardcore music, considered Passé by most people who are involved within each genre of music stated above. For instance people who listened to those types of music originally wore “mosh hats”, Vans Slip-ons or Chuck Taylors, Corduroy blazers, and tight jeans. Soon there after, caricatures of these trends pop up on people trying to fit in by displaying these articles of clothing.
Contrary to popular belief, “emo” doesn’t mean emotional. If it did, every single song ever created would be considered “emo”. Starting with the break up of Minor Threat (a straight edge hardcore band) in Washington D.C during the 80’s, some hardcore bands took a turn to a softer side of music. This became “Emotional Hardcore”, not to get confused with just emotional. This is where “emo” came from. Emo is short for Emotional Hardcore. Bands from the late 90’s to today, are not “emo”. To call them such would be an insult to hardcore music. If you want to know what real “emo” music is, download Sunny Day Real Estate, Texas is the reason, Jawbreaker, and Fugazi.
Omg! Did you see the singer of “Riding over a bloody river on broken wings”? I loved his makeup. It was like the caked on eyeliner effect is like really hot!! And his jeans. . .how can he fit into a size 0? I can’t even do that. These are commonly heard phrases from so-called “emo” kids. I’ll let you in on a little secret. EMO KIDS DON’T EXIST. I bet you all are thinking, are you blind? No my friends, emo indeed doesn’t not exist.
Emo is a type of music, not a type of person. Ignorant people who use titles such as “she’s so emo” should be corrected. The proper terminology is “Scene” which is a type of fashion that emulates the current fashion in Indie, and Hardcore music, considered Passé by most people who are involved within each genre of music stated above. For instance people who listened to those types of music originally wore “mosh hats”, Vans Slip-ons or Chuck Taylors, Corduroy blazers, and tight jeans. Soon there after, caricatures of these trends pop up on people trying to fit in by displaying these articles of clothing.
Contrary to popular belief, “emo” doesn’t mean emotional. If it did, every single song ever created would be considered “emo”. Starting with the break up of Minor Threat (a straight edge hardcore band) in Washington D.C during the 80’s, some hardcore bands took a turn to a softer side of music. This became “Emotional Hardcore”, not to get confused with just emotional. This is where “emo” came from. Emo is short for Emotional Hardcore. Bands from the late 90’s to today, are not “emo”. To call them such would be an insult to hardcore music. If you want to know what real “emo” music is, download Sunny Day Real Estate, Texas is the reason, Jawbreaker, and Fugazi.
"Sunny day real estate is emo" not "She is so emo"
Sunny Day Real Estate, Texas is the Reason, Jawbreaker, Fugazi
Sunny Day Real Estate, Texas is the Reason, Jawbreaker, Fugazi
by Displacedsorrows July 16, 2008
Get the emomug. Urban dictionary has a lot of definitoins on emo, and most of them are BULL-!
Aren't stereotypes in general BULL-? Emos are not whiney, rich kids who think life sucks and try to kill themselves- that's called stereotyping. And besides, you don't have to be rich to shop at Hot Topic. Since when does anyone not want to be themselves and be an individual. Who cares if you don't look a certain way, or you don't have to act a certain way either. Just be yourself.
Aren't stereotypes in general BULL-? Emos are not whiney, rich kids who think life sucks and try to kill themselves- that's called stereotyping. And besides, you don't have to be rich to shop at Hot Topic. Since when does anyone not want to be themselves and be an individual. Who cares if you don't look a certain way, or you don't have to act a certain way either. Just be yourself.
If you watch interviews with the guys from Fugazi and From First to Last, you'll see that eventhough there are emo, they are great people with a sense of humor.
by Mysteryperson September 22, 2008
Get the emomug. kids with a bunch of facial piercings (usually fake), black clothing, and a whiny voice that complains way too aften. they want attention. there are lots of them and they are growing
gonewithXxXblood: i just got snake bites!
average kid: why are they crooked?
gonewithXxXblood:welum you see my mom wouldn't let me get them so i cried for 3 days and then i went to hot topic and got these fake ones. but don't tell anyone because i already posted 6 bullitens about them on myspace.
average kid: what happened to you? you weren't emo a few months ago.
gonewithXxXblood: I'M NOT EMO!! I'M SCENE!
avaerage kid: whatever
average kid: why are they crooked?
gonewithXxXblood:welum you see my mom wouldn't let me get them so i cried for 3 days and then i went to hot topic and got these fake ones. but don't tell anyone because i already posted 6 bullitens about them on myspace.
average kid: what happened to you? you weren't emo a few months ago.
gonewithXxXblood: I'M NOT EMO!! I'M SCENE!
avaerage kid: whatever
by socalsunshine February 17, 2008
Get the emomug. People who cut themselves, listen to only really depressing music, and have really long uncut bangs. Uses a lot of 'x' in their screen name. carries a black notebook with a list of people they hate, poetry about death and anarchy.MUST BE ATHEIST
types of emos:
The Fat Emo: The fat kid who needs a group to belong to
The Scene Emo: The colorful ones, size 1 and below
The Original Emo: endangered species as they kill themselves off too quickly
The 12 and Under Emo: usually 5th graders who are trying to be incredibly deep
The ScrEMO: Listens only to screamo religiously
types of emos:
The Fat Emo: The fat kid who needs a group to belong to
The Scene Emo: The colorful ones, size 1 and below
The Original Emo: endangered species as they kill themselves off too quickly
The 12 and Under Emo: usually 5th graders who are trying to be incredibly deep
The ScrEMO: Listens only to screamo religiously
Did you see the fat kid?
No, he isnt fat he is just emo.
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Did you hear that she went all emo and shit?
Yea fucking 5th grade loser
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No, he isnt fat he is just emo.
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Did you hear that she went all emo and shit?
Yea fucking 5th grade loser
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by xxxxxxSarahSiccorsxxxxxxx July 6, 2012
Get the emomug. by pat mcgarvey February 17, 2008
Get the emomug.