finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.

John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.

finkle dinking by djmmjy August 22, 2010

Drinking Ally 

A higher tier of drinking buddy. Promote your best drinking buddies to this status when they have singlehandedly cleaned up after everyone, carried you, kept with you through absurd benders, offered to be your wingman, covered your tab, gotten you out of serious jams with the police, et cetera. You can also promote just to distinguish the few good pals from the other 95% of douche bags that you end up drinking with. Use at your own discretion.

You: Man you were clutch last night. Thanks for being my wingman and taking care of my beers. I knight thee, drinking ALLY!

Ally: I'm honored. So, when do we drink again?

Drinking Ally by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

baby drinker 

The act of drinking "Man Chowder".

Damn yo' you sure like to drink babies! There are still some on your chin that have crusted over. Don't waste that shit! Those babies are like GOLD!

Baby Drinker
Song:
Babies in my baby bottle
Heat them up to 98 degrees
They slide down my throat looking for an egg
They get down to my belly

baby drinker by Manboy378 August 1, 2007

fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun 

Usually, a overweight black man on a scooter drinking the orange flavour of caprisun

Hey look at that fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun, what an idiot

fat nigga on a scooter drinking caprisun by Ye_Boi_A December 10, 2017

Day Drinking 

Drinking Alcohol during the day. Usually between 11:30 AM and 6:00 PM. As long as the sun has been up and you've been drinking or your drunk before the sun goes down.

Yo man, Let's go to the beach and do some day drinking before that party tonight!

Day Drinking by Dizzy K October 8, 2012

Cadbury drinker 

Someone who gets drunk off a small amount of alcohol.

Cadbury's chocolate blocks are advertised as having a "glass and a half of full cream dairy milk" in every block.

A "Cadbury drinker" gets pissed off about a glass and a half of beer.

Look mate, Matt's had half a shandy and he's rat-arsed already. He's such a Cadbury drinker.

Cadbury drinker by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

Closet Drinker 

A person who pretends to hide his/her drinking problem, yet everyone knows what a drunk mess they are.

Brandi likes to take shots alone in her room, then come out and stumble around the apartment. She's such a closet drinker!

Closet Drinker by neotheo April 20, 2009