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December 27

by Happydixkgurl November 29, 2020
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December 22

The day that everyone can say "Turtle" randomly when they see people
"Turtle" - number 1
"um what?" - number 2
"its december 22" - number 1
"Turtle" - number 2
by Da.weirdo December 22, 2021
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December 11th

11th of December is national femdom day. Let your girlfriend dominate you however she pleases. One day of the year you can’t refuse.
Girl: hey, guess what day it is-
Boy: December 11th?
Girl: yup. Prepare to get railed
by anonymous December 7, 2021
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December 24

Itzzz Christmas biiissss. 🎄🎉🎁
If you born this day you Jezus. 🥺
Witny:What day is it today?
Brad:Its December 24th
Witny:Christmas tiiiiimmeeeee!!!! 🎄🎉🎁
Witny:I don't want a luck for Christmas there is just one thing I neeed!
by electriicXneptune November 14, 2019
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December 15

THE boys that is born om this Day has THE biggest Dick
Damm you are born in december 15 you must have a big cook
by Duck suck go October 22, 2019
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29 December

People with massive cocks were born on 29 December. They are also extraordinary good at sex and fuck like Gods.
Girl: When were you born?
Boy: On 29 December!
Girl: ohhhh.. we need to fuck
by Mariae92 November 22, 2021
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December 11

Slap the hell out of your tall friends
Short friends “slaps”

Tall friend “why did you do that
Short friend “ it’s December 11th you bitch”

Short friend “slaps again”
by Skskskskskksks December 11, 2020
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