crunch bar

a vape

yo let me hit ur crunch bar

by crunchbarr November 22, 2021

Crunchtown

A Dirty rug which has food and crumbs and hasn’t been cleaned for years. It is most likely discolored and needs to be thrown out.

“DAMN GIRL THAT RUG IS SO DIRTY IM IN CRUNCHTOWN”

by crunchtown survivor November 23, 2021

Crunchy Scrunchie

When a person with a penis puts a scrunchie around their shaft while erect.

He sent me a picture of a crunchy scrunchie last night!! It was traumatic.

by applenanaa November 23, 2021

Crunchy

Immediate shame and embarrassment experienced after severely criticizing someone and then immediately realizing you’re wrong.

Madison yelled at Travis in front of everyone for tracking mud on the floors, then saw it was actually from HER shoes. She felt SO crunchy!

by Exceladora November 28, 2021

Crunchtown

A dirty room that has a specific odor. Snacks and dirty are usually found on a discolored carpet or floor. Appliances are usually found on the floor aswell.

“Damn that girl got a Crunchtown of a room” “Yeah you know, I visited Crunchtown”

by crunchtown survivor November 30, 2021

Crunchy

Cares about being organic. Reads labels and is aware of what is going in one’s body.

Karen asked me if my strawberries were organic. She’s so crunchy.

by Jess Avabeth January 22, 2022

crunchify

to make someone crisp and feel guilt for not believing in Noodle

🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i believe 2D is the prettiest
your king julien: WHAT ABOUT NOODLE??
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: i have sinned
🎄𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕒🎄: crunchify me
your king julien: YOU JUST LOST NINE LEVELS OF YASSIFICATION

by russelhobbswife December 13, 2021