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COVIDance

When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.
"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "
by Doc_X September 21, 2020
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Covid-🗽

When dictators or rogue leaders use the pandemic crisis to crack down on political opponents, such as arresting or jailing them on the excuse that they hold public meetings that do not make mask-wearing mandatory or fail to practice social distancing.
Public protests are banned in most dictatorial nations due to alleged Covid-🗽 violations.
by Covido November 14, 2020
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Presidential Covid

When someone claims to have covid-19 yet does not reveal much information on their exact physical condition. They are only ill for a few days and then claim to be back to normal which makes one question if they had the virus at all.
Chad called in sick Monday and said he had coronavirus. By Wednesday he was out drinking with the guys again. He had presidential covid.
by Randi Newton October 11, 2020
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Covid Hokey Pokey

The varying dances each business requires that may or may not have anything to do with the control of Covid-19. These may include but are not limited to: temperature taking, hand sanitizing, answering a series of questions about where you have been, and eating from disposable dinnerware at a sit down restaurant.
When entering a restaurant the other day I had to do the Covid Hokey Pokey. It consisted of a temperature scan on a 95 degree day and insisting everyone sanitize their hands.
by M-Appolo November 20, 2020
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covid 39

"Hey Bro I Have Covid 39"

"Don't You Mean Covid 19

"No I Caught It Twice"
by CalvinTHEEMPORAR May 3, 2020
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On the Covid

On the Covid AKA on the Crown like... on the cuff but cooler and 2020.

On the Crown is like taking a bet with your life because you're a covidiot

then..... when the Crown collets, there is no funeral just disposal.

You sure got that "on the covid" how much did it cost you? bro damn!
by Jefe141 April 9, 2020
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Covid

This guy got me home all day {and I'm not mad}
Extroverts: uhhh I hate how covid is ruining my life

Me : umm I'm not mad
by Thatgirliepop January 31, 2023
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