by DosiDanny July 4, 2023
Get the Chili mug.Noun: cautionary descriptive term for a very desirable, attractive, sexy woman with more than a hint of dangerous allure and mystery about her, but with regrettable and unmistakable chav tendencies.
Steve, "I sort of pulled last night, but it's just a one off." Jon, "how's so?" Steve, "well there was this smoking hot fit girl in here last night, and we kinda got it on. She took me back to her place which was a static caravan behind the estate, but on the way there she stopped for a piss between two dumpsters. She squatted, pulled over her Burberry thong, revealing a wizard sleeve big enough for twins, wazzed all over the place and then insisted on some fried chicken." Jon, "she sounds proper class mate," Steve, "yeah I had a good time but didn't go meat to meat. Jon, "wise move" Steve, "yeah gotta be careful, she's a proper chalice."
by Grandsire July 23, 2023
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When someone vomits on a penis while giving head,
Whether they were drunk or have a sensitive gag reflex.
Whether they were drunk or have a sensitive gag reflex.
by Tittywanker August 3, 2023
Get the Chili Dog mug.A variation on the classic upper decker, combined gracefully with the dry dock.
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
Step 1: Turn off the water for the toilet at the valve.
Step 2: Perform one last flush, draining the remaining tank water.
Step 3: Perform an upper decker, but do not turn the water on. A loose stool is recommended here, with inspiration being drawn from the name.
Step 4: Leave the toilet, water off and bowl emptied, with the chili base in the tank.
Ideally, the smell will draw attention. The unfortunate victim them turns the water back on, thus "making the chili." Next, a flush...and aged (or "simmered") brown streams of Texas brown flow into the bowl. A true masterpiece, intended only for the very brave!
"I'm playing a long game. My in-law's bathroom has a chili waterfall simmering--can't wait until they find it!"
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Get the Chili Waterfall mug.When oral sex is performed on a male by a female after his penis is withdrawn from said female's anus.
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Get the Chili Dogged mug.Dr sent Steph from quid shop to GUM for treatment. She's got cauliflower cunt . Looks like a forest the little growths look like oak trees
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