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Guy 1: Is that...My Chemical Romance?
Guy 2: Gah! The emo band! Cover your ears!
Guy 1: Dude...they're just a band...it's not gonna-
Guy 2: COVER YOUR EARS, JARROD!!
Guy 1: You do realize that not only does Gerard Way deny the emo label, but that also MCR has saved tons of kids from killing themselves, right? I–
Guy 2, furious: COVER YOUR GODDAMN EARS, JARROD!
Guy 1: I guess all that Daily Mail got in your head.
{a bouncer proceeds to take Guy 2 out}
Guy 1: Is that...My Chemical Romance?
Guy 2: Gah! The emo band! Cover your ears!
Guy 1: Dude...they're just a band...it's not gonna-
Guy 2: COVER YOUR EARS, JARROD!!
Guy 1: You do realize that not only does Gerard Way deny the emo label, but that also MCR has saved tons of kids from killing themselves, right? I–
Guy 2, furious: COVER YOUR GODDAMN EARS, JARROD!
Guy 1: I guess all that Daily Mail got in your head.
{a bouncer proceeds to take Guy 2 out}
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In 1946, the American multinational chemical company DuPont introduced nonstick cookware coated with Teflon. The family of fluorinated chemicals that derive from Teflon includes thousands of nonstick, stain-repellent and waterproof compounds called PFAS, short for per- and poly-fluoroalkyl substances...also known as forever chemicals.
Forever chemicals CANNOT break down naturally, so our exposure to them (most commonly through contaminated drinking water) means we literally have them in our bodies. The number of U.S. communities confirmed to be contaminated by them continues to grow at an alarming rate. As of June 2022, 2,858 locations in 50 states and two territories are known to be contaminated.
Examples of products that contain forever chemicals include:
Food Packaging: pizza boxes, food wrappers, take out containers, microwave popcorn bags, disposable trays, and bakery bags
Non-stick pans (Teflon)
Firefighting foam.
Carpets, rugs, furniture textiles, window treatments, car seats.
Stain-proof and waterproof clothing.
Outdoor gear.
Umbrellas.
Numerous studies link forever chemicals to:
Testicular, kidney, liver and pancreatic cancer.
Reproductive problems
Weakened childhood immunity
Low birth weight
Endocrine disruption
Increased cholesterol
Weight gain in children and dieting adults....etc.
In 1946, the American multinational chemical company DuPont introduced nonstick cookware coated with Teflon. The family of fluorinated chemicals that derive from Teflon includes thousands of nonstick, stain-repellent and waterproof compounds called PFAS, short for per- and poly-fluoroalkyl substances...also known as forever chemicals.
Forever chemicals CANNOT break down naturally, so our exposure to them (most commonly through contaminated drinking water) means we literally have them in our bodies. The number of U.S. communities confirmed to be contaminated by them continues to grow at an alarming rate. As of June 2022, 2,858 locations in 50 states and two territories are known to be contaminated.
Examples of products that contain forever chemicals include:
Food Packaging: pizza boxes, food wrappers, take out containers, microwave popcorn bags, disposable trays, and bakery bags
Non-stick pans (Teflon)
Firefighting foam.
Carpets, rugs, furniture textiles, window treatments, car seats.
Stain-proof and waterproof clothing.
Outdoor gear.
Umbrellas.
Numerous studies link forever chemicals to:
Testicular, kidney, liver and pancreatic cancer.
Reproductive problems
Weakened childhood immunity
Low birth weight
Endocrine disruption
Increased cholesterol
Weight gain in children and dieting adults....etc.
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Example: “The sci‑fi novel featured warp chemistry: a factory where space was briefly contracted to force molecules together that would otherwise never react—creating materials with impossible properties.”
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