Mixed Child Syndrome 

When a mixed child suffers an identity crisis from feeling as if they don’t belong to either racial/ethnic group so they succumb to the ways of the dominant group, thereby taking part in perpetuating negative stereotypes/behaviors of the minority aspect of their identity.

“Did you see how Tamera was defending her racist a** husband Adam?”
“Girl yeah, you know she got Mixed Child Syndrome. That’s why we stan Tia!”

“Did y’all know Mariah Carey was half Black?!”
“Yeah she always acknowledged her Blackness she never had that Mixed Race Syndrome.”

Mixed Child Syndrome by Mirbeanz March 4, 2021

A child will never become a man in five Bucks 

A child will never become a man in five Bucks
Whats the real meaning please

A child will never become a man in five Bucks

A child will never become a man in five Bucks by anonymous March 14, 2021

Toxic Child 

Angry 8 year old that got nothing to do in life, loves making people mad and spams "EZ" in chat after winning against someone and calls someone a hacker when they get killed

Person1: EZ EZ EZ yall noobs get gud at dis gaem lol L L L L L L
Person2: *kills person1*
Person1: NOOB HACKER NO WAY HACKR I REPORTED U MY DAD OWNS THIS GAME HE IS GONNA BAN U HACKR HACKER HAX HAX UR SO BAD THAT NEEDS TO HACK KID SKAGKHJAUGHWEIYGAYG
Person3: Lmao Toxic Child

Toxic Child by NotFUnnidUd May 11, 2021

Angry child 

Basically, it’s Tommyinnit. Just a child on the internet being a dumbass.

Tommyinnit: Angry child

Angry child by Kuromi Paras April 11, 2021

Main child energy 

when your the sibling that gives off the most main character energy

‘Katniss gives off the most main child energy’

Main child energy by dumbdefinitons:) April 17, 2021

Middle Child Syndrome 

A terrible syndrome in which one is born after someone, but someone was born after them as well, making them the in between of their siblings. The only known cure is MURDER, and it NEVER fails. Most common symptoms are crying, being easily annoyed, and being tall BUT not as tall as the oldest child. If you have this or know someone who does, call your doctor or therapist IMMEDIATELY.

Person: did you hear about that classmate who went crazy and killed their siblings?
Person 2: Yeah. They had Middle Child Syndrome, it sucks ASS

Middle Child Syndrome by I_am_froggychair June 26, 2021

paco child 

pa· co chī(-ə)ld

Def: An earthy substance of gold in the form of a meteorite. This meteorite comes from the universe of creativity, love, and happiness and has been sent to earth to spread those values. Once the meteorite lands on earth, it takes the form of a golden eagle; and soars to the far ends of the earth spreading positive vibes. Pacochild is a brand that encourages genuineness. As a brand, paco child seeks peace and unity among every human being; no matter your background, you can join the paco child family. Once you have purchased some paco child merchandise, you have been welcomed into the family of the paco pack.

ADJECTIVE: "Excuse me, are you wearing paco child merch?"
NOUN: For Christmas, I want to gift my little brother some paco child.

paco child by paco child July 29, 2021