CS gamer

Almost every CS gamer has an addiction to counter-strike. excluding the minority who play it a couple of times, die each time, and then go into a fit of slagging off the game. CS gamers normally spend the majority of there free time playing counter-strike and trying to become a pro at it. Even though it is extremely unlikely to happen most carry on after the denial stage as their addiction is too great to ignore. Like the comment above they can be mainly described as being totally white, almost albino, and sometimes look like a shaven animal who has an alergy to the cold. In extreme cases almost their whole body is muscleless, except from there fingers(strong but still skinny to give optimum accuracy on the keyboard) and the muscle that is used during masterbation on their strongest arm, which is abnormally strong. Every so often a teenage cs gamer claims they have lost their virginity and taunts the other gamers...this person is normally given the silent treatment by the others until he conforms again.

Phrases regularly used:-
lol (an average rate of once every 15 seconds)
nooB
pwned/owned
nice shot
omg/omfg
hacker (normally if someone gets a lucky kill)
good job

by Freddo March 15, 2005

CSU

California State University. The second tier public university system which serves the upper 25% of graduating high school seniors in California. CSU has 23 campuses and over 409,000 students, making it the largest public school system in the country.

See UC

I was accepted to CSU Sacramento and San Diego State University.

by supaflyyoc March 27, 2005

css

Counter Strike: Source
Counter Strike (cs)on the Source engine.

geek: omgwtflololol, i owned j00 on css
lesserGeek: yea.

by [Cyanide] November 19, 2004

csaszar

from hungarian origin. people with the last name Csaszar tend to be pretty badass. ballin partiers. is your last name Csaszar? Bet you wish it was.

look at those bamf Csaszar's. Mmm.

You going to the Csaszar party tonight. EVERYONE is going.

by CSASZAR BITCHEZZZ August 23, 2011

CS:GO

The most tilting iteration of the most tilting game franchise ever made, Counter-Strike: Global Offense, known as CS:GO by all but the most basic of normies, is one of the few games that will undoubtedly make every player question their own self-worth after the end of every match.

For context, it's one of the few FPS games where camping in a corner with a shotgun is not considered to be a pussy strategy, though you will still get flamed for doing it. Then again, you will also get flamed for using pretty much any gun other than the AK-47 (T) or M4A4 (CT). God help you if you use either of the autosnipers.

"You wanna play CS:GO?"

"Hell no, I have a life!"

by SteamShovel November 28, 2020

CSR

CSR is an event celebrated by the three amigas. It is an abbreviation for the words: crying, souls, ripped. It symbolises how your ex-best friends left you in the dust. Now your ripping their cards, that you have received from them, to show your hatred towards them. You have to rip them piece by piece to show every shred of their soul is truly unworthy. Normally, the three amigas would celebrate by ripping the cards piece by piece and either throw the weeping souls in a hated hat or drench the souls in a unhealthy liquid. Both methods have a delightful meaning, the hated hat method: you would normally put the shreds inside and tie the hat up, this would represent that they can not breathe and so they should suffer the consequences. The three amigas do this event on every Friday to represent the very first day of CSR and they also celebrate this event to show their freedom from the poopy ex-best friends and always remember that they could always live freely without being bossed around. In the end, the three amigas all grab a handful of the souls and repeat the chanting "CSR is the best by far". The three amigas would continuously repeat this chant and throw their handfuls in the bin and make sure no soul gets left out. The three amigas also have their own slogan to repetitively chant: The Nights Of Crying Souls Needs The Knights To Rip.

"The three amigas celebrated CSR for the first time in Friday the 11th of December 2020. This day shall always be remembered..."

by aryaaaaa January 24, 2021

CS

Counter Strike- Video Game modded from valves half-life 1 in 1998, constantly updated and modded for reales such as Condition Zero and Counter Strike: Source

i gotta go play some CS

by 1337SklLLs May 18, 2006