bird feed

Cheap alcohol purchased solely to give away to people that are only friends with people for their alcohol. You usually only hear from them Friday or Saturday nights once their own is gone.

bird feed equals Vlad or nikolai

by enternamehereplease April 19, 2010

Long Bird

When someones penis is extremely long and cannot fit in their pants. Especially when the given person is wearing sweatpants and you can clearly see the size.

1. Daniel has such a long bird. You can see the fella poking through.

2. Those sweatpants don't hide his long bird.

by Interboro May 28, 2011

numpty bird

Girl that has not mstered the art of walking even at the age of fifteen.
the in-ability to string an inteligent sentance together.

Alanna of the Lee clan is a numpty bird

by Uncle Andy Kiely February 12, 2007

bird eyes

A scary freak of nature person whose eyes are spaced so far apart they are very nearly on the sides of the head.

Dee has those freaky bird eyes.

by KImCobain March 2, 2015

bird machine

No one knows

"Bird machine, check" -some nigga that had no qualifications marking off that very short checklist

by Obviously not Dj Snake May 15, 2014

bird dog

A term often used by those with limited mental capacity to emphasize they would like something unpleasant done that they would not like to do, or are unable to do themselves.

" We really need you to Bird dog this issue!"

by Midmcnasty October 26, 2005

Angry Birds

An addicting iPhone game (or any other Apple product or something) where they teach young, ignorant children that shooting birds at other animals is NOT an evil thing.

WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE ANGRY BIRDS INSTALLED???

by orderofbarbeq June 17, 2011