Bella bashing

A type of Twilight fanfiction that depicts Bella Swan as a selfish brat and normally makes her an antagonist.

“Omg this story is a Bella bashing story. Is it lowkey sadistic of me to like it?”

by wildcherryblossom March 20, 2023

Frumpkin Basting

When a man ejaculates on the face of a frumpy girl.

I went out last night frumpkin Basting ugly women.

by Souless75 April 5, 2023

Jamaican Barking Spider

A mythical creature on which loud farts are blamed.

Example:
*BRRRRRAP*
Dave: “Jimmy bro did you just bust ass?”
Jimmy: “Wasn’t me bro. Must be a Jamaican Barking Spider in the room.”

by Three Seventeen April 8, 2023

Nostalgia banking

A soulless cashgrab banking on the nostalgia of a franchise’s previous installments.

“Those Disney Star Wars movies are basically just nostalgia banking with no real plot.”

by Crazy Train McGraw May 27, 2023

Procrasti-baking

The act of avoiding work or responsibilities by baking a variety of delicious treats, only to end up with a kitchen full of goodies and no progress made on the task at hand.

"I have a paper due tomorrow, but I ended up procrasti-baking a batch of cookies instead."

by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023

Bingo Basting

A girl in the act of using a mans penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (one bean banjo). The act of teasing around the honey hole while juicing up the meat curtains.

"She grabbed my dick and started Bingo Basting right on top of me."

by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023

Piggy banking

When you do a handstand while someone shoved coins in your ass

I was piggy banking last night.

by Rat raccoon September 4, 2023