Banana Patch

An elongated soul patch. Having a thin line of facial hair right below the the lower lip.
He was shaving and missed below his lips, now he has a banana patch.
by missed a spot April 20, 2009
Get the Banana Patch mug.

99 bananas

cheap alcohol usually found in tiny 50ml $1.99 bottles at gas stations and grocery stores. Has 49.5% alcohol.
Me and the boys used to steal some 99 bananas the gas station.
by mendaboys March 30, 2020
Get the 99 bananas mug.

banana twinkie

The worst twinkie ever made. some believe it to have poisonous traits similar to the rattlesnake.
"How did Susan die?"
"Frankie gave him a banana twinkie"
"O, What an obvious cause"
by wild wild west September 09, 2008
Get the banana twinkie mug.

banana brained

Original:
"of limited intelligence who can't keep his mind on the task at hand" (adjective refering to a person)
Reference implies a person who has the mental capacity of a monkey or ape and can think only of eating bananas, instead of anything else.
"very dumb" (adjective refering to an idea)
Implies an idea thought up by a monkey or ape.

New: United States Army Specicial Forces term coined sometime after the 2001-2002 war in Afghanistan, meaning specifically "shot to the head" (verb), "a really, really dead _______" {(adjective) usually describing a corpse minus the head}, or "Just got killed in a very bad way" (statement). Statement form generally used in the same context as headshot.

Originated from a very dark humor joke:
Joke teller - "What's the last thing that goes through a terrorit's mind?"
Recipient - "I don't know, what?"
Teller - (At this point the teller holds up a 50 caliber bullet that has been deformed after firing and impact) "I don't know either, but it looks like a banana!"
Original:

Adjective refering to a person -
After the car accident, the first words out of my mouth were "You banana brained moron! Were you even wacting the road!"

Adjectiver refering to an idea-
"Most of the class will be passing, except for young Mr. Smith here. His banana brained political thesis "Toking Presidents = World Peace" has rewarded him the pleasure of being my student next year as well as this."

New:

Verb -
"Damn, Johnson's hit!"
"He gonna make it?"
"No, banana brained."

Adjective -
"I told you he's a crack shot. Look at this poor banana brained fool."

Statement -
"Shot's away. Let's give it two seconds flight time and...ouch. Banana brained."
by awelltrainedferret April 27, 2007
Get the banana brained mug.

street banana

A turd on the sidewalk or street.
I saw the biggest street banana today.
by dict chick April 28, 2010
Get the street banana mug.

Sad Banana

Tina turned down Bob's advances and he was left with a sad banana.
by crystalbaby March 21, 2012
Get the Sad Banana mug.

Banana Truffle

The process of taking a banana, inserting it into your mouth, and then into another person's anus. The feces creates the idea of an actual banana truffle (banana coated in "chocolate"
by Imsickofyouguys March 28, 2011
Get the Banana Truffle mug.