Meat Socks

Legs that look like near-to-bursting sausages on a grill. Meat Socks make "cankles" look trim and fit - there are usually extra rolls of skin in Meat Socks that would swallow a "cankle" whole, much like an Old Testament vision.

"Those strappy shoes could not withstand the force and pressure of the Meat Socks jammed into them."

by MrSalamander May 6, 2008

fuck sock

a vagina or just the crusty jizz rag your mama found.

Your mama's fuck sock smells like my man juice.
Your mama found my fuck sock in your sisters room

by Dstyle April 2, 2008

fillin' socks

When someone is heaping such a huge load of crap on you that the volume would fill everything you're wearing, even your socks. True Story: A young child was sent home from day care for 3 days because his "movement" was so huge that it literally filled his socks.

"Is that true or are you just fillin' socks?"

by Sand May 31, 2006

dress sock

When the crack of a guy's ass is so hairy it looks like there is a black dress sock stuck between his ass cheeks.

When Paul got pantsed his dress sock was on display.

by Jay Horsecow April 24, 2008

sock it to me!

1. The most famous way that celebrities used to get creamed on Rowan's & Martin's Laugh-In.
2. A really stupid thing to say (especially when Richard Nixon says it).
3. When Joe gets into a street fight with his trombone.

Terwilliger kicked some brass into the next zip code.

by Hung Lo August 4, 2003

boob sock

A Bra

my breasts are sweaty from my boob socks.

by UrbanBlues May 9, 2016

Party socks

Was once a pejorative term for dark socks or dress socks. This was back when pretty much everyone wore white socks and wearing dark socks was not cool. However, this has changed so maybe the meaning of the word has flip-flopped.

Nice party socks, dork.
All my white socks were dirty so I had to wear party socks.

by fuzzywitman April 17, 2006