tard hatch

The hatch that allows "tards into the room"

Who left the Tard Hatch open?

by the tard hatch doorman October 28, 2011

h-tard

Any country folk that come to college bars/parties and plays a bunch of country music on the juke box/stereo. H-tards are also ignorant, loud, and culturally close minded.

"Someone turn this country music crap off and get these h-tards out of here."

by donnylightning June 8, 2009

fag-tard

a gay retard

dezmond is being such a fag-tard!!! i hate that fag-tard!!

by livelifeunknown June 8, 2010

CL-tard

A person who posts their item for sale on Craigslist that thinks their item is more valuable than anyone else’s item due to some irrelevant reason such as; low mileage, added accoutrements, customization, personal attachment, or general lack of understanding of current market value.

Dude, check out what this CL-tard wants for his motorcycle. It's WAY over-priced.

by cycledick September 14, 2012

Holi-Tard

someone who cannot comprehend the meaning or feeling of the Christmas Season good cheer sprit like scrooge

"hey bro, your cuz just dissed Santas' sleigh team- what a Holi-Tard

by grzly December 23, 2009

Tard Tsunami™

A swarm of uninformed people to a community site, Youtube channel, or livestream event usually caused by recent viral exposure.

Oh man our video got posted on Machinima Realm and a Tard Tsunami™ soon followed.

by AvidyaUS June 28, 2011

e tard

When a person takes the drug extasy and lays down to sleep instead of dance.

Man that pill was lame all I did was chill all night,I hate when I e tard.

by lil miss May 19, 2006