put the parking brake up

Euphemism for "to take a dump".

I was initially only going to be gone for a minute, but once I was in the bathroom I realized I needed to put the parking brake up.

by birdlaunch7 April 5, 2009

Seven Car Pile-Up

According to Dr. Jon Dorian, this is a dynamite name for a band.

Eliott: "He died in a seven car pile-up"
J.D.: "That would be a great name for a band"
Elliott: "Yeah you said that at the funeral"

by TheRacistBastard March 25, 2010

nevada cheese roll up

When you wake up from partying in Vegas with 2 Latina girls covered in your jizz and wrapped up in a blanket

I got so drunk lastnight that I made bitches into a Nevada cheese roll up.

by LongDongMcGooniham July 28, 2016

rolled up phone book

An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.

Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book

by Loopydave May 12, 2020

Whiskey Creek Clean Up

When one makes an even bigger mess while attempting to clean up a previous mess.
Also refers to doing a crappy job.

What a total whiskey creek clean up! Putting peanut shells over your spilled milk in attempts to clean it up.

by tigercheetahllam August 22, 2010

Double cheeked up

A milf generally with a fat ass that tends to be called sarah

Did you see Sarah Lowe she was double cheeked up

by Geoff ure April 27, 2022

Thumbs up if you agree!

What most people constantly beg for with a comment in any YouTube video. Mostly in form of an exact quote from the video being watched.

Shitweed911:"Anyways, just die already" LOL that's so hilarious! Thumbs up if you agree!

Normaldude333:Bastard...

by Frozen-Flame July 14, 2011