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Make 7-Up Yours!

A 7-Up TV advertisement from 1999-2005, which featured comedian Orlando Jones wearing a green t-shirt that said "MAKE 7" on the front of it, and "UP YOURS!" on the back of it. Jones would then walk around and tell people to "Make 7-Up Yours!", where he would get responses like an angry insulted guy yelling "Same to you!"

This advertisement actually became so popular that shirts similar to the one Jones wore became available for sale through many gag-gift catalogues, record/CD stores, and Media Play entertainment centers.
ORLANDO JONES: I'm the guy who makes 7-Up, and I also write the advertising. I just came up with a great new slogan - "Make 7-Up Yours!" *points at front of shirt* "Make 7", *points at back of shirt* "Up Yours!"...
by Chief of the Okhrana November 25, 2015
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staten island write up

When instead of being "written up" for poor job performance etc. You are taken out behind the building and summarily beaten up.
If you don't that mess cleaned up in a hurry I'm going to give you a Staten Island write up.
by slipsheet February 6, 2005
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happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

First, it was "Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Holidays." Then, the people who didn't like that went "I want to say Merry Christmas." So now, we say

Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!
White Panzi- You shouldn't be assuming people celebrate Christmas!! That's politically Incorrect!!

Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays

Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it!

AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty
by Critical Acclaim May 16, 2009
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shut the fuck up milk

What you say to your friend who looks like Milk from Big Mouth when he says anything mildly stupid.
Hey guys! Want to see my long Brazilian shlong?
Shut the fuck up Milk.”
by Christian Chernoff January 12, 2021
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Seven Car Pile-Up

According to Dr. Jon Dorian, this is a dynamite name for a band.
Eliott: "He died in a seven car pile-up"
J.D.: "That would be a great name for a band"
Elliott: "Yeah you said that at the funeral"
by TheRacistBastard March 25, 2010
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nevada cheese roll up

When you wake up from partying in Vegas with 2 Latina girls covered in your jizz and wrapped up in a blanket
I got so drunk lastnight that I made bitches into a Nevada cheese roll up.
by LongDongMcGooniham July 28, 2016
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Do the fuck things up

before it is too late, you go out in the world. you experience new things that nobody else would experience. you make mistakes that nobody else would make.
you are living in fear. stop worrying about everything and do the fuck things up.
by moondream111 September 11, 2020
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