Shit in my fuck bag

To downplay one's accomplisments.

Don't shit in my fuck bag cause you are jealous, Mia

by Pizza Billy Johnson December 6, 2010

Get your shit together

Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.

Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.

by MalumLibrum958 May 11, 2022

happier than a pig in shit

Way of saying one is overly happy. Couldnt be happier.

She got her car today, and was Happier than a Pig in shit.

by Janiethenazi May 16, 2004

donkey raping shit-eater

someone who uses big words online to sound smart

where have i seen that before

by as is June 28, 2003

shit shave shower and wank

to do four functions while using the least amount water and still be clean.

i will have a shit shave shower and wank then I can go out

by pittaway 45 October 16, 2008

shits gonna hit the fan

When the situation goes awry; when trouble starts

Person 1:aww dude yo i made one of the biggest bets and i just lost bad

Person 2: some shits gonna hit the fan

by hollistermvp07 June 11, 2009

shit or get off the pot

Do what you ment to do and do it fast, or just drop it.

Shit or get off the fucking pot man, you have to get one item not 5 fucking items.

by Dan Ask December 17, 2004