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It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?

It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are? — This was a regional program bumper / public service announcement from the late 1960’s through to the late 1980’s. In some regions, there was an 11 PM variant. This was sometimes the lead in to news programs. But best of all, it was NIGHTMARE FUEL for some of the best childhood ghost stories and URBAN MYTHS that kept a kid awake at night after scary stories were inappropriately told to them by mischievous baby sitters.

No mommy, this never happened to me…honest!!!!!!! Nor, was I ever the perpetrator of telling such a tale.
…And then while the mom was watching t.v., a man came on the screen and said, “It’s 10 PM; do you know where your children are?”. A shiver went down the mother’s spine so she went to check on her kids. When she opens the door there was a man standing over her children's dead bodies holding a bloody butcher knife. AND HE WAS WEARING A BUNNY SUIT
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
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A joke response when asked what should be done with an object, usually something fairly obvious
“Hey where do I hang my jacket?”

“Why don’t you wave it over your head and scream like a chicken
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You suck my dick and I'll suck yours

When you help another person, on the condition they help you back in return. It's basically another iteration of "you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours"
I'm going to help you on this test and you'll help me. you suck my dick and I'll suck yours.
by Manix Torres Garcia Alejandro November 15, 2020
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tell your teachers you have coronavirus day

Prank your teachers and say you have the coronavirus on the 5th of November
Tell your teachers you have coronavirus day
by Click here November 3, 2020
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December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)
Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!
by Caring wife and mother December 6, 2017
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Please check your internet connection and try again.

What every single website, program, and application would say when you are not connected/have problems with your Wi-Fi AND IT'S ABSOLUTELY ANNOYING especially when you have fun at it
Isn't it cruel that when you have fun with the website/program/application that you have and then all of a sudden a little box appeared that said "Please check your internet connection and try again." then you got disconnected from it
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Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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