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I herd you liek your profile picture

Phrase. Can only be used in the instance were someone on a social networking site has a Mudkip as their profile picture.
Person 1: I herd you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: No, "I herd you liek your profile picture" should be used in this instance you noob.
by Mcxtreme November 18, 2010
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National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary

Today is a day to have smokin hot phone sex with your partner for yalls anniversary. It doesn't matter what anniversary.
A: Hey babe
B: Yeah
A: Today is April 15th
B: And?
A: It's National have phone sex to celebrate your anniversary day ;)
B: Ooh let's have phone sex to celebrate today, it is our three month after all
by Demosthenes^ April 14, 2022
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Ask out your girl best friend day

November 12
Just asked her put already u pussy
It's November 12th it's national Ask out your girl best friend day
by Lillieyi November 2, 2020
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national transfer money to your daughters account day

April 18th is national transfer money to your daughters account day. Where your parents put money into your account or give you money.
Daughter: Hey mom it's national transfer money to your daughters account day... can I have 50$?

Mom: oh... sure I guess!
by Smart Ass Bass May 27, 2018
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Put your tittes in my mouff son

When one in the places the areola in the mouth of Andrew for the satisfaction asociated with such action.
Hey, put your titties in my mouff, son!!
by Andrew May 1, 2004
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Your Mama Said That Shit too last night

It is in insult, if his/her mom did in fact, say that sit too last night. Pretend your friend says something sexual (See example below). You have an instant comeback!
Created by the al-mighty Squirrel, this insult has spread to a whole 2 people! Amazing!
Person 1: Hey man its cold out here
Squirrel: Your mama said that shit too last night, but you didn't see either of us compaining!
Person 1: I'm worthless!!!
Person 2: FUCK YAH YOU ARE!

(In fact, the lights were off and he wasnt home... so he couldnt see us if he wanted to!)
by Squirrelish87 July 28, 2008
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eat your dinner before it gets cold

boy1:i wanna get into my gf
boy2:eat your dinner before it gets cold
by getdownnnnn May 17, 2011
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