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man-wife

A man-wife is a homosexual who is "wife-like" and is inferior, acting as the submissive and obedient partner in a romantic relationship with an alpha-male.

A man-wife is the cutest kind of man, follows traditional roles like (cooking and cleaning) etc.
The alpha-male is controlling, dominant, superior and masculine.

The man-wife is subservient, submissive, inferior and feminine.
by skyler johns March 12, 2024
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man web

A man web is an urban term referencing a man's anus. It is said to have originated during the gay club boom of the 1980's. The term references the spider-like appearance of the wrinkles surrounding the anus.
Wow, that guy is so hot, my man web just got wet.
by Manweblover September 18, 2017
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Surprise Spider-Man

When a bukkake group cums into a jar for someone. This person then goes and finds the enemy and splatters them with cum, Spider-Man style.
This dude at work is such a douche, one day I'm gonna come in and give him a Surprise Spider-Man.
by MorningFey September 18, 2016
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Man Hoe Manipulation

when you get with girl 1, dump them for girl 2, dump that same girl for girl 3, then get with girl 4 while she still has feelings, and make her jealous and get back with her after girl 4 leaves.
"jackson uses Man Hoe Manipulation"
"yeah fuck that whore"
by JonathanHitchcock December 13, 2022
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man caked

The act of being squished by a transport chopper in Battlefield.
by Gryffindor406 September 3, 2016
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man boobs

fat boi. a thing that men should not have but sometimes get due to being a fatty boi. but that's ok let's not fat shame.
jacob: elmo your man boobs are big and jiggly today-
elmo: shut up jacob you have bigger and more jiggly man tits than me! 🤮
by kolb January 12, 2020
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Man mushroom

by BeffhMcqueefernuts August 2, 2022
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