by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the He’s on some blade shit mug.It means that you don't care and you really want to have nothing to do with something, but it's also well known from a meme song which is actually called "Fuck This Shit I'm Out" (You can find it on Youtube).
by TheNightFury August 1, 2018
Get the Fuck This Shit I'm Out mug.When a person's face is at its normal resting position, but they seem to not know what is going on or who they even are. They tend to have a very confused or almost drug induced look.
by theonewhoflops February 9, 2018
Get the Resting Dip-shit Face mug.Whenever you are about to shit on yourself and you finally sit on the toilet, the feces then explodes from your asshole. The speed and force from which the shit is ejected causes it to splatter all over the toilet. The thousands of little poop spots that look like freckles on the underneath of the toilet seat are known as shit spatter. It is caused by shit flying out of your butt at such a high speed.
*Husband lifts toilet lid to take a piss..*
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”
Husband: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED IN HERE?!?!
Wife: Whatever do you mean sweetheart?
Husband: There is fucking HIGH VELOCITY SHIT SPATTER EVERYWHERE!!
Wife: Omg. I am so sorry. I had a belly ache.
Husband: Hell yeah you did, you nasty bitch!
*Husband and wife both laugh out loud.”
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
Get the High Velocity Shit Spatter mug.by ihateyoufags June 6, 2023
Get the finna end my shit mug.Example: a guy keeps postponing/rearranging date plans so you say; "Dave, you're messing me around. Either shit or get off the toilet!"
by Loco in London June 14, 2015
Get the shit or get off the toilet mug.by sexytacodab December 29, 2016
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