Peter: "I know what I have to do"
Jane: "you don't have to do this! I know there's still good in you!"
Jane: "you don't have to do this! I know there's still good in you!"
by Saulman500 July 14, 2023
Something your friend tells you when they don't want a present but, you are gonna get them one anyway.
John: What do you want for Christmas
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
Tiffany: I don't need a present
John: ok I will get you one anyway.
by cookiejack December 19, 2020
Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.
by xMinister February 10, 2022
If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.
I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.
by The Real Driller August 19, 2023
Person 1: HOW DO I RUN
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.
Person 2: Why are you asking me this, weirdo? You seem pretty weird. Go fondle some farts or something.
by someone who fondles farts. August 02, 2024
by rafamova13 March 06, 2024