Essex wank

Sitting at the toilet and having a shit, then in the same toilet sesh you have a wank

Dirty cunts been on the toilet for ages, bet he's having an Essex wank

by kirn October 22, 2017

Mossi Wank

While on the vinegar strokes, you scratch a mosquito bite to enhance orgasm.

I had a better orgasm when I scratched the mosquito bite on my arm. Mossi Wank

by Eddie Brezz June 24, 2023

Memory Wanking

When you're horny as fuck and you don't have time to pull up any porn, so you just have to remember some porn you once watched

Beau: 'You took a while in there.'
Lachlan: 'Yeah I was memory wanking!'
Beau: 'Fuckin legend'

by Your Local Perth Guide July 19, 2021

Prison Wank

Exactly what it says on the tin. To masturbate whilst in prison.

Most criminals enjoy a good prison wank.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 29, 2022

Wank Blank

When someone blanks you/ you blank them, simply because you/they are wanking/jacking off.

Guy 1: “Why didn’t you reply?”
Guy2: “I was (wanking)!”
Guy 1: “You (wank blanked) me!”

by Creator of The Dictionary December 8, 2019

the light is wank

what you say When there is no light in your room

The light is wank

by YTBENNYGPLAYZ June 15, 2020

micro wank

When you wanna climax but you don't have time to do the whole 45 minute shit. Feels fucking amazing, not recommended for the asthmatic community, and usually leaves you with a blister.

Pornhub: Ah neigh whinnymwinny, tu whit to woo, oink~twas brillig, coo coo, get on the washing machine, awhahahhahhhahhahhhhhh
Me: Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squirt heavy breathing.

That was a good little micro wank

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing February 1, 2017